Unqualified Beer Reviews

Piedmont - Strange But Not A Stranger Cold IPA

Landed in the Clemson area for a few days 🐯 and got to cracking the cold IPA I swiped from...

3 Sons - Hop Phenomenon IPA

It’s a haze-splosion with that creamy wheat and oat blast for a tongue-tickling glass of desire from 3 Sons. 😛😛😛...

Hidden Hand - Alive On The Sun Double IPA

Same Friday feeling. 🥰 Different local haunt. 😃 Hit up Craft’d Yorkville for a Hidden Hand Alive On The Sun...

Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

Friday double fist. 🤜 🤛 Riverlands Kayak Pils in gold. Penrose Citra Blast in hazy. 💏 A local to me...

Magnanimous - Death To All But Mosaic IPA

Magnanimous made a really solid hazy here, also DDH with my all-time favorite hop, and I banged it back too...

Half Acre - Bodem IPA

A Bodem at 11am before a funeral. 😭 Rest in peace John Hamling. ❤️ This one (and the next few)...

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Noon Whistle - Gummy Vortex Double IPA

Steaks for my son’s 15th birthday. 🥩 AND THIS BEER WAS CANNED YESTERDAY WHEN HE WAS 14. 👶 That was...

DESTIHL - The Haze Between IPA

I’m in Bloomington, Illinois, for an indoor track meet and DESTHIL IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 😱😱😱😱😱 Of course I...

Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.

Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...

Noon Whistle - Rubix IPA

I might be super serious about dinner prep (it’s cauliflower rice with tomatoes and jalapeños and onions and corn and...

Orpheus - Transmigration Of Souls Double IPA

I wish I had (more) time to spend in Atlanta. Beers like this give me great amounts of joy. 🥰...

Rogue - Dead Guy IPA

No hype. This is straight pine sex. 🌲 🍺 💦 Holy crispy bishies, I’d drink this daily if I could...

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Mother Earth - Project X: Idol Worship IPA

Momma porch-bombed me with another IPA and once again, STRAIGHT CRACKLIN’ FIRE TITS ON A COOZE MOOSE’S TERTSHART CREAM-FILLED FUZZBUGGY...

Hop Butcher & Toppling Goliath - Hopplingmania Double IPA

Hop Butcher always drops beers that taste like ALL the beers at once but are specifically nuanced in their hop...

Hutton & Smith - Igneous IPA

A piney West Coast always sets the mood 🌲 so I just had to grab a pack of these when...

Pipeworks - Ninja Vs. Unicorn Double IPA

Pipeworks Ninja Vs. Unicorn on tap at Michael Jordan’s Steakhouse is the Chicago staple I show up for. 🥷 🦄...

Hop Butcher - Double Blazed Orange Milkshake Double IPA

I once traded an entire set of 1989 Topps baseball cards for a four pack of this beer. ⚾️ Not...

Roaring Table & Alter - Green Kite Double IPA

Packs of this were completely sold out at Roaring Table 😔 so I grabbed a crowler because who the hell...

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