Unqualified Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

Mile Wide - Coconut Leroy Brown Ale

Mile Wide - Coconut Leroy Brown Ale

Most brown ales don’t really make me think much about them. Add coconut? Shiiiiiiiit, you’ve got...
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Against The Grain - Bo & Luke Imperial Stout (Hazelnut Cocoa Variant) (2018)

Against The Grain - Bo & Luke Imperial Stout (Hazelnut Cocoa Variant) (2018)

The Bo & Luke series from Against The Grain is a goddamn stout classic. Period. I mistakenly...
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Mile Wide - Castle Rock IPA

Mile Wide - Castle Rock IPA

I bought and drank this when it dropped, so don’t get all whiny with me. I’m just...always behind...
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Atrium - Where Rubo Go? IPA

Atrium - Where Rubo Go? IPA

Freshies from Atrium are like little gifts from the heavens. This Rubo girlie got me crushin’, as the...
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Atrium - Lemon Shakes IPA

Atrium - Lemon Shakes IPA

I told Don from Atrium that I didn’t wanna try this beer because I don’t like lemon in my beer...
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Mile Wide - Saftig Pale Ale

Mile Wide - Saftig Pale Ale

My lovers at Mile Wide dropped this Saftig on me, and I got all goosey and tingly over it. She’s a...
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Mile Wide - Imperial Catalina Breeze Double IPA

Mile Wide - Imperial Catalina Breeze Double IPA

I’ve always said that I want an imperial version of Mile Wide’s perennial West Coast favorite, Catalina...
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Mile Wide - Quasar Pale Ale

Mile Wide - Quasar Pale Ale

I don’t like how breweries like Mile Wide just drop stupid bangers like this and then expect people...
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Apocalypse - Tsar Bomba Imperial Stout

Apocalypse - Tsar Bomba Imperial Stout

Kaboom! A big boi crowler for our face holes, and at 10%, you know we got a little wonky. Lots of...
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Against The Grain & Upland - Overcompensation Double IPA

Against The Grain & Upland - Overcompensation Double IPA

ATG and Upland got stooooopid with Overcompensation. This beer was so galdarn hoppy and...
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Gallant Fox - Shitter's Full Christmas Ale

Gallant Fox - Shitter's Full Christmas Ale

I will fight to the death to proclaim “Christmas Vacation” as the best Christmas movie of all...
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Mile Wide - Black Shuck Schwarzbier

Mile Wide - Black Shuck Schwarzbier

I fell asleep waiting for Ang to take this picture. Jk...I’m gonna agree with Joel’s earlier proclamation...
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