Unqualified Beer Reviews

Mile Wide - Patchwork Pale Ale

Softball in Louisville! 🥎 Back in town for some action, with all the family in tow in our second city....

Mile Wide - Paristown Pils

Y’all should know by now that Mile Wide is my home when I’m in Louisville. 🏡 The best people, the...

Against The Grain Brewery - Louisville, Kentucky

Wrapped up our family vacation in Louisville, again. 🚗 💨 Because Louisville is fifty degrees cooler than all of the...

Against The Grain - Loo-a-vuhl Pale Ale

Took in a few innings of a Louisville Bats game while waiting for a table at ATG ⚾️ all the...

West Sixth - West Sixth IPA

My guy Marty was doing some traveling for work and I straight-up told him, stop at Mile Wide and bring...

Mile Wide - Frivolous Ideation Imperial Stout (Peanut Butter, Chocolate & Vanilla Variant)

If there’s one thing you want after surviving your birthday and happily losing your voice cheering for softball, it’s a...

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Mile Wide - Army Had A Half Day IPA

West Coast IPAs are where fantasies are realized, where tongues are made happy, and nipples made tingly. I wish Mile...

Mile Wide - Moxie Double IPA

Dear God. This has got to be the best version of Moxie so far that Mile Wide has dropped on...

Mile Wide - Boba IPA

This thank you card for the sweater we got my dad says that people randomly like to test the zipper...

Dreaming Creek - Wink's Dunkel Dark Lager

Never heard of Dreaming Creek before now 🤷‍♂️ but I had to buy this schwarzbier because dark lagers are yumballs...

Mile Wide - 5 Blended Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout

5️⃣ For one of their glorious 5th anniversary beers, Mile Wide blended five different barrel-aged stouts and then canned it...

Mile Wide - Love Pale Ale

My beersex partners at Mile Wide made a beer benefitting the Kentucky Humane Society. 🐾 Already a damn winner. But,...

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Mile Wide - 5 DDH Double NEIPA

💙 ⚜️ My Kentucky lovers at Mile Wide made a few different beers for their 5th anniversary 5️⃣ and we...

Fusion - Quasar IPA

An authentic INDIAN pale ale, and while I was researching dad jokes to make, I realized this pine baby is...

Pivot - Volta Hefeweizen

Nothing like cracking a Volta hef that tastes like a jar of peach preserves wrapped in denim. I even asked...

Mile Wide - NOMAH! IPA

NOMAAAAAAH! Mile Wide is back with a re-release of their absolute heater, a hazy boi IPA DDH’d with Mosaic and...

Mile Wide - Eagle Eyed Tiger IPA & NOMAH! IPA

Celebrating one more from a thousand visits to Mike Wide when we were in Louisville. My god. I love these...

Shippingport Brewing Co. - Louisville, Kentucky

Shippingport! Louisville’s newest brewery opened in a part of town that’s outside the normal hangout areas, but we promised our...

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