Unqualified Beer Reviews

MobCraft - Oddball Kölsch

Crushy Kölschs in the sun while my niece’s team puts the hurt on some rivals? That’s my kind of day,...

Roaring Table - Sunwork Kölsch

It might not really be the right time of year to drink a kölsch, but it’s always the right time...

Maplewood & Goldfinger - Coaster King Kölsch

During a big Maplewood sesh, my buddy Nick insisted that I make space for a review of this. Why? Because...

New Glarus - Kid Kölsch

More stolen beer valor from Ben’s friggy. Not sure I actually ever had this kölsch from New Glarus before. It’s...

Falls City - Lou City Kölsch

Now that pregaming was out of the way, it was time for our first visit to the new Louisville City...

Sew Hop'd - Kolsch Call Kölsch

Here’s my wife Julie posing with the new Sew Hop’d kölsch while visiting McCarty Mills...

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Pollyanna - Boomers Kölsch

Some indy league baseball on a summer day, complete with a crispy AF kölsch from Pollyanna...

Big aLICe Brewing - Long Island City, New York

Huge gift haul from the homies at Big aLICe in New York (and soon Geneva, NY!!!) and I’m cheesin’...

Florida Keys - Iguana Bait Kölsch

Escaping snow and freezing winter bullshit is my current M.O., and I’m here for you, on the water...

Metropolitan - Optimistic Prime Kölsch

Dude. The amazing peeps at Metropolitan totally dropped off a growler of Optimistic Prime...

Coney Island - Beach Beer Kölsch

Time to come clean. I almost had a mental breakdown after canceling all of my upcoming...

Coney Island - Beach Beer Kölsch

I drank more Beach Beer this summer than anything else. Not just because I scored a...

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2nd Shift - Kölsch

My wife asked me if I wanted a “beer” or a “beer beer.” So I says to her, I says...

Revolution - Ghost Ride Kölsch

Three beer cheers for the team at Revolution. Stopped over at the RevTent at C2E2 to...

4204 Main Street - Salted Lime Kölsch

I’m gonna keep going through my beer fridges and plucking out all the summer-sounding shit just to protest Christmas being...

Noon Whistle - Freshman @ Life Kölsch

Remember when you were a freshman in college? Hahahaha. 🤦‍♂️ I only remember...

Revolution - Ghost Ride Kölsch

Ghost Ride from Revolution is my favorite beer of the moment. Super crushy crisp and...

Grist House Tap Takeover - The Burger Social in Wheaton, Illinois

BIAS ALERT! In an effort to remain as transparent as a crispy lager, I would like to inform...

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