Unqualified Beer Reviews

7venth Sun & 3rd Planet - What's The 7venth Planet? Schwarzbier

7venth Sun collided with 3rd Planet and created a 10-star-rated universe of deliciousness with this schwarzbier. ☀️ 🌎 Every time...

Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

Friday double fist. 🤜 🤛 Riverlands Kayak Pils in gold. Penrose Citra Blast in hazy. 💏 A local to me...

Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.

Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...

Werk Force - Genuine Authentic Black Pilsner

It was noon on the Friday before Christmas when I drank this beer. ⏰ It was noon-oh-five when I texted...

Mile Wide - Paristown Pils

Y’all should know by now that Mile Wide is my home when I’m in Louisville. 🏡 The best people, the...

Herrnbräu - Tradition Festbier

That German beer box has yet to disappoint. 🇩🇪 Crispy boys from way across the pond just hit diff when...

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Drowned Lands - Leys Vienna Lager

Full disclosure: I opened my first of the twelve beers of Christmas and then wasn’t home for a week for...

Phase Three - Geographic Reference West Coast Style Pilsner

An IPL labeled as a West Coast pils for all the haters. 💪 Do what you gotta do to get...

Revolution - Oktoberfest Märzen

It’s always the right time of year for an Oktoberfest. 🍺 And, since we swooped in late to Ben’s house...

Pulpit Rock - Neighbor Beer Czech Pale Lager

Ben had some Pulpit Rock in the downstairs fridge, and I immediately put it inside me because more than one...

Naparbier - Paradise? Pilsner

Back in Seville once again…again! 🇪🇸 Went to hit up the homies at Parcería and have some afternoon beersies with...

Algarve Rock - Piri Piri Pilsner

I’m not a chaser of chili beers ❌ but I grabbed this one without paying attention, so here we are....

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Riverlands - Riverlander Pils

I can’t take pretty beer pics outside when it gets dark at noon. 🌚 So, here’s me with HOLY WET...

Hopewell - And Now Lupo Lager (IPL)

Did you know this beer was named for the first two words spoken just before the Chicago Bulls are announced...

Werk Force - Rip Cut Oat Lager

Had to feed five kids under 13. 👧🧒🧑👩‍🦱👨‍🦱 Made three boxes of KMNC. 🍝 Swallowed a perfectly perfect oat lager...

Montucky Cold Snacks - Montucky Cold Snack Lager

Thlammin’ Montucky Cold Snacks while paying half a car payment to hit golf balls for 90 minutes. 🏌️‍♂️ Love the...

Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

My Friday ‘leaving work early every Friday because I can’ 😊 ceremonial beer was centered around this banging-ass lager baby...

Moody Tongue - Aperitif Pilsner

What better beer to enjoy on a crispy, sunny autumn day than a crispy, sunny Moody Tongue pils baby? ☀️...

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