Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.
Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...
Read moreUnqualified Beer Reviews
Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany
This is what life dreams are made of. 🥰 Chilling here in Düsseldorf with great friends, meeting new friends, and...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Double Cannon Double IPA
Hello, Atlanta! It’s stupid and rainy here, but I fortunately have the last Double Cannon from my pack to ease...
Read more
DuClaw - Spruce Willis Yippee Ki-Yay Mother#^@%*& Double IPA
Any “Die Hard”-themed beer is a friend of mine, especially when it’s full of throat-smacking pine balls. 🌲 Now that...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Joose Cannon: Key Lime Pie IPA
Leave it to Heavy Seas to porch bomb me with a weird-ass beer, and with (what looked like) a weird...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Joose Cannon: Mai Tai IPA
It looks like carrot juice BUT IT TASTED LIKE A POLY POLYNESIAN SWINGER PARTY WHERE ALL THE LUBE IS VEGAN!...
Read more
Heavy Seas - World Famous Pilsner
There’s nothing like cracking a beer, and when your wife asks what it is, you just say CHICKEN. And then...
Read more
True Respite & Co. - What Maryland Does Double IPA
28 Breweries.Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. Four swallows. In-fucking-sanity. Find this and put the entire state of Maryland in your hole....
Read more
Heavy Seas - Strawberry Shortcake Ale
This is a photo montage of me drinking a strawberry beer from Heavy Seas. I’m a pretty artistic guy, and...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Spectrology Sour Ale
Joel sent me this because he 100% did not want to drink (another?) one and certainly didn’t wanna fucking review...
Read more
Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky
Joel went on vacation. As soon as he returned, and as soon as I was anywhere for more than a...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Pawesome Sauce Double IPA
The Pawesome Sauce hazy double was better than I imagined. Super dank citrus and a...
Read more
Heavy Seas - World Famous Pilsner
Heavy Seas clucks in droppin’ dat Royal Farms World Famous Pils on my porch, too...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Pawsome Sauce Double IPA
SUPER PAWSOME SHOUTS TO HEAVY SEAS FOR PLAYING FETCH WITH A DOUBLE IPA THAT...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Spectrology Sour
HEAVY SEAS DROPPED A PORCH BOMB OF SOURS AND GLOW STICKS ON ME AND I COULD...
Read more
DuClaw - Thanks For Giving A Crap Sour Ale (Sour Me Unicorn Farts Pilot Batch)
This crap is brilliant. DuClaw Brewing, Squatty Potty, and CraftShack have teamed up with the...
Read more
Heavy Seas - Bottomless Bellini
Super shouts to Heavy Seas for the bellini-inspired porch bomb BOTTOMLESS, which is funny...
Read more
Heavy Seas - F*ck 2020 Stout
This beer came with an accompanying brownie, but anything in my house that’s wrapped in plastic...
Read more