Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.
Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...
Read moreCrooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...
Read moreThis is what life dreams are made of. 🥰 Chilling here in Düsseldorf with great friends, meeting new friends, and...
Read moreHello, Atlanta! It’s stupid and rainy here, but I fortunately have the last Double Cannon from my pack to ease...
Read moreAny “Die Hard”-themed beer is a friend of mine, especially when it’s full of throat-smacking pine balls. 🌲 Now that...
Read moreLeave it to Heavy Seas to porch bomb me with a weird-ass beer, and with (what looked like) a weird...
Read moreIt looks like carrot juice BUT IT TASTED LIKE A POLY POLYNESIAN SWINGER PARTY WHERE ALL THE LUBE IS VEGAN!...
Read moreThere’s nothing like cracking a beer, and when your wife asks what it is, you just say CHICKEN. And then...
Read more28 Breweries.Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. Four swallows. In-fucking-sanity. Find this and put the entire state of Maryland in your hole....
Read moreThis is a photo montage of me drinking a strawberry beer from Heavy Seas. I’m a pretty artistic guy, and...
Read moreJoel sent me this because he 100% did not want to drink (another?) one and certainly didn’t wanna fucking review...
Read moreJoel went on vacation. As soon as he returned, and as soon as I was anywhere for more than a...
Read moreThe Pawesome Sauce hazy double was better than I imagined. Super dank citrus and a...
Read moreHeavy Seas clucks in droppin’ dat Royal Farms World Famous Pils on my porch, too...
Read moreSUPER PAWSOME SHOUTS TO HEAVY SEAS FOR PLAYING FETCH WITH A DOUBLE IPA THAT...
Read moreHEAVY SEAS DROPPED A PORCH BOMB OF SOURS AND GLOW STICKS ON ME AND I COULD...
Read moreThis crap is brilliant. DuClaw Brewing, Squatty Potty, and CraftShack have teamed up with the...
Read moreSuper shouts to Heavy Seas for the bellini-inspired porch bomb BOTTOMLESS, which is funny...
Read moreThis beer came with an accompanying brownie, but anything in my house that’s wrapped in plastic...
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