Unqualified Beer Reviews

Jolly Pumpkin - Kiviuq Fruited Saison

Age a saison for 9 months in a foeder, and then mature it on key lime and blackberry purée, and...

Jolly Pumpkin - iO Wild Saison

This funky bunch went down with me while I cooked up some tortellini, and while it looks like freakin’ tomato...

Jolly Pumpkin - Noel Special Ale

What’s with all these breweries giving me sours lately? 🤐 Jfc I just cannot. Le sigh. But, because I like...

Schramm's - The Statement Mead

What you really need when you’re a dozen beers into a tap takeover is for the owner to share a...

Seedz - Mitten Life American Lager

Check out this tropical photo shoot I had with my first ever Mitten Life from Theedth. Gorgeous fucking beverage. Crishp...

2nd Shift & Transient - Todd Man Out Lager

This is a 2nd Shift and Transient collab. That means this is epic titties before I even dranks it. We...

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Beer Haul - Yorkville, Illinois

LOOK WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME AND MY MOUTH PERSONALLY: My dude Wahmbush just skated out to the burbs to...

Old Nation - Oktoberfest Märzen

Old Nation Oktoballs was seriously squishy roast malt sex, and I would totally ask it to homecoming if I was...

Odd Side - Grapefruit Hard Seltzer

Seltzie time! Jay from Odd Side hooked us up with some grapefruit bubblies after we tried some of its companions...

Watermark Brewing Co. - Stevensville, Michigan

The Mark has Watered! The Water has been Marked! Our annual Michigan road trippy wouldn’t be complete without a visit...

Brass Ring Brewing - Grand Rapids, Michigan

Ang and I made our way over to Brass Ring in Grand Rapids to hit on all the English styles...

Speciation Artisan Ales - Grand Rapids, Michigan

Speciation! While we do go to Grand Rapids every year - pandemic not included - we never go to Speciation...

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Arvon Brewing Co. - Grand Rapids, Michigan

Whenever we hit up Michigan, we make it a point to swing by Grand Rapids to spend some time hanging...

Odd Side Ales - Grand Haven, Michigan

Fucking Odd Side. One of the many loves of my life. And, while they make great beer in a great...

Burzurk Brewing Co. - Grand Haven, Michigan

What’s up, Michigan?! It’s nice to finally be back after a year off due to that whole global pandemic thing....

Smooj - Piña Colada Hard Seltzer Smoothie

As with the previous SMOOOOOJ, this one goes out to The Malty Boyz at Malt Couture. I wasn’t a big...

Smooj - Strawberry Banana Hard Seltzer Smoothie

And, here it is. My first SMOOOOOOOOJ. The blame lies entirely with the Malt Couture trio of fucklets, and most...

Beer Church - Crooked Cross Cream Ale

Badass beer guy @wahmbush sent me a care package, and this lil’ creamy dude was in...

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