Unqualified Beer Reviews

Old Irving & HammerHeart - Gammelhjärtad Barleywine

Before we sat down to feast, we cracked a smoked OIB barleywine, and once we realized we didn’t bring our...

Tin Whiskers - Into The Sabro IPA

Post-Oktoberfest night cap: the insanely amazing Tin Whiskers and their INTO THE SABROOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hot fuck. This brewery can do no...

Falling Knife - Verbal Tip IPA

This Verbal Tip from Falling Knife had me and my dude, Marty, pointing at each other and wooing. Here you...

Pulpit Rock & Junkyard - Breakfast In The Berry Patch Pastry Sour

Nick: “Take a picture by my cool patio stair lighting!” Me: “Okay!” Also me: Takes fucking awful photo by his...

Minnesota Beer Haul - Yorkville, Illinois

Yo. Look at this box of BALLS. My friend Nicole from Malteurop shot me this box of porch surprise love...

Unmapped - Purgatory Pils

Unmapped straight up cranks on their pils bois. The only issue I have is that it was over...

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Fair State, Modist & BlackStack - Dream Universe No. 755 IPA

I went to the worst craft beer store in Austin - well, before I went to another even worse one...

Things We Don't Say Beer Release At Eagle Park - Muskego, Wisconsin

This was May 1st, 2021. The release of Things We Don’t Say IPA at Eagle Park in Muskego. It was...

Unmapped - Cosmic Tiara Pale Ale

Unmapped is a new to me brewery. But I would recognize that doodle drawring from ALXNDR from...

Omni - Things We Don't Say IPA

The Omni drop of Things We Don’t Say IPA is a smooth-ass Westie playing hiccup tricks on our minds ‘n...

Tin Whiskers - Things We Don't Say IPA

My love for Tin Whiskers is new, as I just met Mike in December. But this dude and his massive...

The Growler - Danville, California

Bbbbbback to The Growler here in Danville, CA, to swill some bangers, harass our pals Ashley and...

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Wooden Ship Brewing Co. - Minneapolis, Minnesota

Yes, I bought another brewery T-shirt from a brewery I’ve never tasted simply because their branding...

Malteurop Beer Haul - The Brewing Projekt & Tin Whiskers

A Malteurop porch bomb on a Saturday! Hells yeses! Super balls selection of Brewing Projekt baddies...

Surly - Abrasive Double IPA

I don’t get Surly often, so I had to snatch this double IPA when I laid my eyes upon it....

Fair State - Mirror Universe IPA

Never have I ever...had a Fair State beer until righ meow. My good god damn, the hype and...

Fair State - Party Forward IPA

Party forward! Woooooo! Remember when we could party? That was fun. This is a tasty Fair...

Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana

My. Goodness. Gracious. I told myself I was gonna just buy a few four packs so I could drink...

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