Unqualified Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

4 Hands - War Hammer Double IPA

4 Hands - War Hammer Double IPA

I have been known to love me some 4 Hands, and it’s said on secret internet chat rooms but also...
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Third Wheel - No Pun IPA

Third Wheel - No Pun IPA

My first go with Third Wheel out of Missouri, and its a tasty, hazy-ish affair with a deeper, heavier...
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2nd Shift - Retro Brew APA

2nd Shift - Retro Brew APA

Remember that perfect beer you had? Here it is again. Retro Brew is stupid perf and it’s obvious...
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2nd Shift & Modern - Home And Away Double IPA

2nd Shift & Modern - Home And Away Double IPA

Here it is. The perfect beer. 2nd Shift and Modern naaaaaaailed this. I even licked the parts of...
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4 Hands - Divided Sky Rye IPA

4 Hands - Divided Sky Rye IPA

Gotta say, I’m not big on rye IPAs. I guess I just can’t appreciate that very distinctive flavor...
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Crane Brewing - Raytown, Missouri

Crane Brewing - Raytown, Missouri

CRANE BREWING PORCH BOMB!?!?! HOT DAMN, THIS GIFT OF FLAVOR MAKES A...
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2nd Shift - Luggage Combination Schwarzbier

2nd Shift - Luggage Combination Schwarzbier

The schwarz is one of my favorite styles, and while it’s not everyday that I find one I haven’t...
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Crane - Odd Bird Lager

Crane - Odd Bird Lager

If Crane Brewing knew how much I love their beers, they’d ask me to mask up. Out of...
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Crane - All Together IPA

Crane - All Together IPA

This All Together from Crane was incredible. Love the initiative. Love the words on the can...
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Crane - Farmhouse IPA

Crane - Farmhouse IPA

The world is ending. I’m all the fuck over this Farmhouse IPA. It’s perfectly tart enough to...
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Crane - Thundergong Wheat Ale

Crane - Thundergong Wheat Ale

This is a Crane Thundergong, which, if you’ve known my friend Ryan for any amount of time...
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Crane - It’s Just A Phaze IPA

Crane - It’s Just A Phaze IPA

The Crane Brewing box of holy shit keeps giving me life. This It’s Just A Phaze took three...
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