Unqualified Beer Reviews

Perennial - Vacation Dad Blonde Ale

Hey check me out, I’m a vacation dad. 🤓😎Couldn’t drink the beer, but it felt apropos. ☹️ Hopefully this was...

Hops On The Hill at Mile Wide Beer Co. - Louisville, Kentucky

Heyooooo. Quick recap from Hops on the Hill here in Louisville. ⚜️ Mile Wide hosted their annual banger, this year...

Tie & Timber Beer Co. - Springfield, Missouri

Made a pit stop in Springfield, Missouri, and had to pop by Tie & Timber to get some licks in...

Porch Bomb - Brick River Cider

HOLY BOX OF BRICK RIVER BUSINESS! 📦 I wasn’t planning on dropping ciders down the ol’ dad bod this weekend,...

2nd Shift - Half Hit Session Stout

A session stout sounds sus. Five mini sips in. I’m a believer. I could have two, tree of these on...

2nd Shift - Monte Carlo Milk Stout

My recent trip to St. Louis and 2nd Shift Brewing meant I came home bearing stouts AND memories of awesome...

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2nd Shift Brewing - St. Louis, Missouri

Spent a Sunday in St. Louis with our fram for the COVID-rescheduled Pearl Jam show and managed to get some...

2nd Shift & Transient - Todd Man Out Lager

This is a 2nd Shift and Transient collab. That means this is epic titties before I even dranks it. We...

Bur Oak - Big Tree Double IPA

I’m always skeptical of IPAs at this ABV that call themselves doubles. Not because they’re not good, but because it...

Broadway - 11 Point IPA

I drank quite a few of these. Can confirm that it’s got a nice hoppy balance while also maintaining insane...

Heavy Riff - Prison Bound Pale Ale

My homie Brian laced me up with a couple of these from the St. Louis list makers at Heavy Riff....

Thanksgiving Dark Beer Love Time Lineup

AND NOW. THE THANKSGIVING DARK BEER LOVE TIME LINEUP. FOR MY CHICAGO SUBURBAN FACEHOLE. SOME ABRAXAS FOR THAT ASS. SOME...

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WellBeing - Intentional IPA

I drank close to a case of these beers over two weeks in Florida. I cannot stress how awesome it...

KC Bier Co. - Hefeweizen

My friend, Andy, sent me this and said, “This is my favorite drink-all-day Kansas City beer.” Andy is 1000% correct...

Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky

Joel went on vacation. As soon as he returned, and as soon as I was anywhere for more than a...

Rockwell - Things We Don't Say IPA

Gah! St. Louis b’dass Jonathan Moxey brewed this Things We Don’t Say IPA at Rockwell Beer Co., AND IT MATCHES...

WellBeing - Intentional IPA

I’ve started swallowing NA IPAs from WellBeing while doing yard work because, even though...

2nd Shift - Things We Don't Say IPA

Hot. Wet. Sexual. Preakness. Cactus. Pillow. Sasquatch. Moist. Perfect. How does 2nd Shift...

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