Unqualified Beer Reviews

Mother Earth & Revision - 4Seasons Of Mother Earth IPA (Summer 2022)

When Mother Earth surprises you with a Revision collabo porch bomb, you surprise it by drinkin’ that bishy in the...

Tenaya Creek - Hop Ride IPA

Don’t think I ever had Tenaya Creek before now, don’t think I ever had a combo of Cascade, Magnum, and...

Pigeon Head Brewery - Reno, Nevada

It was clearly sweltering in Reno, so we ubered it over to the “brewery district” east of downtown where there...

Revision Brewing Co. At Pignic Pub - Reno, Nevada

Ang and I walked over to Revision’s Pignic Pub here in Reno to tap their beers into ourselves direct, because...

The Brewer's Cabinet - Reno, Nevada

Reno, baby! Ang and I finally escaped the confines of our massive casino hotel shopping mall food court debauchery complex,...

Able Baker - Of Balloons & Unicorns #5 IPA

I drank this beer in bed for a lil’ bit. And then moved into the bathroom to enjoy it, and...

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Beer Zombies & Mason - Citra Revengeance Double IPA

I had no idea this beer had a cool label design until after I had already started praising it for...

Beer Zombies & The Answer - End 2 End Burners Double IPA

End 2 End Burners was all that and a bunch of bananas. I swrrrr. Super tang hop punches, but oh...

Beer Zombies & Abomination - Zombie Fog Triple IPA

The Zombie Fog is an immaculate beverage. From that hazy, booze-forward first swallow, to the...

Astronomy - Hazers On Stun: The Mosaic Initiative IPA

My body was all too ready for the title of this beer. PUT ALL YOUR MOSAIC INSIDE OF ME. It...

Able Baker Brewing Co. - Las Vegas, Nevada

Due to stupid-ass Covid, Ang and I only did two things during our day in Vegas. We hit Beer Zombies...

Fox & Hound - Stateline, Nevada

Tahoe, baby! We’re staying on top of a goddamn mountain, and this is the only place to eat because...

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The Growler - Danville, California

Bbbbbback to The Growler here in Danville, CA, to swill some bangers, harass our pals Ashley and...

Beer Zombies - Las Vegas, Nevada

Beer Zombies! Stopped in Vegas for a day. It’s Covid. It’s Covid. It’s Covid. Not fucking around with...

Mason & Beer Zombies - Galaxy Revenge Double IPA

I was muy emocionado to try this Mason and Beer Zombies collab. Sadly and for whatever...

Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana

My. Goodness. Gracious. I told myself I was gonna just buy a few four packs so I could drink...

Revision - Hi Juno IPA

Revision having a pupper on the can got me all sentimentally thirsty because puppers...

Revision - Citra Slam IPA

Never had a Revision brrr. Never been slammed by Citra. Still not sure my heart will go on...

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