Unqualified Beer Reviews

Drowned Lands - Leys Vienna Lager

Full disclosure: I opened my first of the twelve beers of Christmas and then wasn’t home for a week for...

Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

Ermagerrrrrrrd! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ Ben and Heidi flew a million miles to come hang with us in Düsseldorf ✈️ 🇩🇪 🤗 so...

Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

This is what life dreams are made of. 🥰 Chilling here in Düsseldorf with great friends, meeting new friends, and...

Other Half - Small Citra Everything IPA

I paid exactly €14.90 for this beer. 😳 No joke. I didn’t know, because there weren’t prices on the cans,...

Free Will & Novalis - Mutator Doppelbock

I always buy doppelbocks because they’re an underrated style here in the U S of A. Free Will came through...

Big aLICe - Table Series: Cashmere And Columbia Table Beer

4.4% may be a tad too high in ABV for a table beer. Personal opinion. It’s only 12 oz. though,...

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Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky

Joel went on vacation. As soon as he returned, and as soon as I was anywhere for more than a...

Other Half - DDH OH… IPA

DDH OH... from Other Half was absolutely perfect. Mouth pillow type shit. Like delicate lingerie...

Other Half - More Simcoe Than All Simcoe Double IPA

There’s no more Simcoe left in the world. Sorry, but Other Half used it all in this beer. Also, it’s...

Other Half - Mosaic + Galaxy Double IPA

No way in hell I wasn’t gonna buy a beer called Mosaic + Galaxy. I love these hops and they...

Ommegang - Neon Rainbows IPA

I didn’t expect to be OMG over an Ommegang NEIPA because it just didn’t sound like...

Other Half - Hops Only Double IPA

What does one do when one arriveth at the hotel after drinking too much at a brewery? One cracks...

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Big aLICe - Things We Don't Say IPA

The Things We Don’t Say IPA from Big Alice in New York was my first East Coast teedubs and...

Big aLICe - NYS Pils

A New York pils for a new me. I’m not new at anything, I just felt like treating myself. This...

Things We Don't Say Beer Release At Eagle Park - Muskego, Wisconsin

This was May 1st, 2021. The release of Things We Don’t Say IPA at Eagle Park in Muskego. It was...

Finback - Rolling In Clouds IPA

I freaking love the balance of juicy and hoppy in this beer. But it’s Finback, and I never question their...

Threes - Logical Conclusion IPA

When you see a Threes, you buy a Threes. Them’s the rules, brosephines. A Citra, Simcoe, and...

Other Half - DDH Go With The Flow IPA (Strata)

Fuck. Me. I do love Strata. And Other Half. And DDH IPAs. This is big and bold and beautiful and...

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