Unqualified Beer Reviews

Divine Barrel - Things We Don't Say IPA

This Divine Barrel Teeboobtoobskiwotentaten had me flapping my arms like Carlos Santana in a late summer farmer’s market parking lot...

Burial - Anno Domini MMXX Imperial Stout

First off, fuck wax bottles. I’m sick of that shit. Okay, now then…thank the lawds that Danny brings me beer....

Jester King & Fonta Flora - Are You Picking Up What I'm Putting Down? Triple IPA

Jester King. Fonta Flora. Triple IPA. I’m super stoked that these two fantastic breweries got together and made a TIPA...

Burial & Pinthouse - Warpaint IPA

A Pinthouse and Burial collab for charity?! Hell to the hells to the fuck yes hells yes. There’s a very...

Casita & HopFly - Double Bogey Dortmunder

My friends usually send me all IPAs. I never made this a rule. It just…happens. I didn’t even realize...

New Anthem - On Cassette Double IPA

I hope you like these views of my hotel bathroom. I wasn’t a massive fan of the previous New Anthem...

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Burial & Bearded Iris - Evidence That Life Still Remains IPA

The name of this beer is evidence that life still remains. Also, the name of this beer is Evidence...

Burial - The Savages Of Ruminating Minds IPA

What can you say about a Burial beer that hasn’t already been said? FUCKING CHRON BOMB FACE...

Heist - You Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp Double IPA

Fucking Heist, heisting my tastebuds for another roller coaster of sensual experiences for my...

Fonta Flora - Best Budz Double IPA

Smelled like weed. Tasted like weed. Didn’t get me high, but definitely got me more inebriated...

Resident Culture - Human Potential Triple IPA

I asked in our stories if you all thought a beer box sitting in the Tucson sun for three days...

Altamont & Burial - Liquid Between Two Coasts Hoppy Pils

Altamont? Always here for them. Burial? Absolutely always here for them. A hoppy pils? Pour them...

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Alvarado Street & Burial - Protracted Period Of Uncertainty Franconian-Style Dark Lager

The very smart and well beerdowed folks at Alvarado Street and Burial courted each other and had...

Bearded Iris, Other Half, Creature Comforts & Burial - Reason Double IPA

The companion to this Reason was Rhyme. And, while I did like Rhyme, I looooooved Reason...

Bhramari - Alive On Arrival Triple IPA

Ang and I are drawn to triple IPAs like bears to honey. She hit this from the spout when we...

Free Range - You Know What Makes Me Feel Good IPA (Citra Variant)

This beer is probably too damn smooth to be 9.2%. Am I complaining? Hell no. I mean, have you...

Burial - Salvation For None Imperial Stout

I may have cursed this fridge forcing me to side-store this bottle. It did not like that, and immediately...

DSSOLVR - Sidetracked By Demons Double IPA

A hazy West Coast IPA, which is a thing, a thing I don’t really think needs to be defined. Make...

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