Unqualified Beer Reviews

Rogue - Dead Guy Ale

And so I turned to the ale that is dead, and, no horse hockey where horses are playing hockey, this...

Rogue - Dead Guy Pilsner

I never knew Rogue had a Dead Guy pils. 🤔 Then they porch bombed me one. 📦 And no B.S.,...

Rogue - Dead Guy Coffin Club

Whatever I did to be considered for random porch gifts from Rogue ⚰️ I am 1000% infatuated in and thankful...

Rogue - Dead Guy IPA

No hype. This is straight pine sex. 🌲 🍺 💦 Holy crispy bishies, I’d drink this daily if I could...

Rogue - Dead Guy IPA

IT’S DEAD GUY DAY!!! ☠️ Guys. Guys. Guys. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Check out this totally bonkers packaging from Rogue. ⚰️ Aaaand, inside...

Ninkasi - Total Domination IPA

Saw a pack of this Total Domination at a store somewhere on the road in the middle of nowhere in...

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Rogue - Newport Nights Double IPA

If you’re looking for a perfectly enjoyable West Coast IPA, this is it. I drank four of these over...

Deschutes - Fresh Haze IPA

This beer tastes like Cuties. But in a can and with alcohol. Which is good or bad, depending...

Mikkeller & Friends - The Ocho IPA

Some of my favorite breweries everrrr got together and had an eight brewery orgy...

Rogue - Batsquatch IPA

Rogue will always hold a special place in my liver. This Batsquatch was citrus lish AF...

Oakshire - Citrafonix IPA

After our visit to Fruita’s two breweries (and before our return to one of them), we hit up...

Silver Moon - F* Cancer IPA

I agree with everything about this beer, from the beer to the beer. Fuck cancer. And drink...

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Silver Moon - SMB Golden Ale

SMB. CRUSH. FIVE SIPS. GONE AS HELL. This is that summer stock-up, I have fifteen minutes...

Deschutes - Fresh Squeezed IPA

Her: “Some guy decided he wanted a wine spritzer instead of this Deschutes IPA, did you...

Silver Moon - SMB IPA

My moist friends at Silver Moon cranked out this dry guy, and I will admit that the lip licking...

Deschutes - Fresh Squeezed IPA

Drank a Fresh Squeezed in a restaurant built into a train car. After my third, I would pull...

Deschutes - Fresh Haze IPA

Deschutes beer don’t play. While this guy was def closer to the orange juice side of the...

Deschutes - Fresh Haze IPA

Love the juice on this one from Deschutes. Is it better than Fresh Squeezed? Not so...

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