Unqualified Beer Reviews

by Ryan Taxis on September 15, 2023

Mail f’d the can. Smh. The ultimate beer to drink when you don’t wanna get shmammered during the pregame. 😵‍💫...

by Joel Frieders on August 30, 2023

Well now. 🧐 This is straight pleasant as hell. I normally can’t stand flavored sparkling waters because they make my...

by Ryan Taxis on March 07, 2022

Smashed into Cocoa Beach for the night with Ben and Heidi, and had some insane ocean views from our place....

by Ryan Taxis on September 08, 2021

Seltzie time! Jay from Odd Side hooked us up with some grapefruit bubblies after we tried some of its companions...

by Ryan Taxis on September 03, 2021

As with the previous SMOOOOOJ, this one goes out to The Malty Boyz at Malt Couture. I wasn’t a big...

by Ryan Taxis on September 01, 2021

And, here it is. My first SMOOOOOOOOJ. The blame lies entirely with the Malt Couture trio of fucklets, and most...

by Ryan Taxis on May 06, 2021

Peep the color on that seltzer. Yeah, we went in on a few alcoholic water treats from Sudwerk because...

by Joel Frieders on April 07, 2021

SeltzerSmash coming sooooooon! Holy shit, I was not a believer until I became a believer and started...

by Joel Frieders on April 01, 2021

All right, y’all. Gonna have a lil’ tasting party in the morning with these fresh porch bomb Masq...

by Joel Frieders on March 20, 2020

Yes. Yes I did. Whoever had this idea is a jerk. Because it’s actually decent enough to...

by Joel Frieders on January 13, 2019

I have no idea what I’m drinking - even all the review apps have it as a different style -...

by Joel Frieders on December 22, 2018

Dear Zeroday: I love everything you’ve brewed and allowed me to deliver to my loins via...