Unqualified Beer Reviews

Free Will - Owl Eyes Oatmeal Stout

I’m not a huge oatmeal stout kinda guy, mostly because I love getting nekkid with high-ABV motor oil body lovers....

Free Will - Soulmates Double IPA

This was way lighter and more citrusy than I expected from an 8.2% lass. There’s still plenty of hoppy goodness...

Free Will - Cloudy With A Chance Of Charcuterie IPA

Have you graduated to charcuterie boards yet, or are you still perfecting your COVID sourdough? 🥖 I’m doing neither, and...

Free Will - Techno IPA

I get the feeling that the malty sweetness on this one is a bit too much for me. Did it...

Free Will - Mythopoeia IPA

I love the color on this beer, especially given that its combo of Citra, Lemondrop, and Topaz made me think...

Free Will & Novalis - Mutator Doppelbock

I always buy doppelbocks because they’re an underrated style here in the U S of A. Free Will came through...

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Free Will - Fool's Progress Farmhouse Ale

Keep in mind that I don’t like farmhouse ales, for the most part. I’m not down with that tangalang, so...

Free Will - Kragle IPA

My first dip into Free Will, courtesy of a yummy porch bomb. Kragle here keeps auto-correcting to Krakow. I’ve never...

Tröegs - Nugget Nectar Imperial Red Ale

My buddy Danny likes this beer so much that he bought an extra can for me. And it’s damn good...

Victory - Cloud Walker IPA

I have to say, this is a pretty basic and standard hazy IPA. It feels like a good entry point...

Funk - Silent Disco IPA

Finally! Some Funk in my life! The flavors on this Silent Disco are hella on point, but I did feel...

Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana

My. Goodness. Gracious. I told myself I was gonna just buy a few four packs so I could drink...

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Double Nickel, Cape May, Tonewood, Urban Village & Source - Friends Giving IPA

Oh, holy balls. This is beer is flippin’ bankingk. I’m thanksgivingful super hard for this Friends...

Levante - AFK IPA

Thanks to the ballers at Beer Republic, I can get my face on breweries such as this...

Grist House- Double-Edged Sword Double IPA

As you can tell from my photos, things got weird after the previous sausages started...

Love City - Eraserhood IPA

Tastes like a light, fruity hazy. Comes in at 7.2%. Trouble rears its ugly head. This is...

Victory - Liberty Bell Ringer Double IPA

I love the name of this beer. I totally knew what I was getting into and I had visions of...

Zeroday - Mango Habanero APA

My love for Zeroday is well-documented. My slight disdain for mango is also documented...

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