Paulaner - Paulaner Pils
I accidentally deleted my original review. Either that, or I’m crazy. 😜 Tbh, it could go either way. Anyway, had...
Read morePilsner - Beer Reviews by Hopsmash
What does pilsner mean to me? Well, first, thanks for asking. Second, pilsner means a crisp, clean, clear, lager baby that is hellbent on bending me straight to hell with its delicious malty yams, and its frothy white head. It's super easy to fuck up a pilsner, which is why differentiating between micro and macro on the pilsner tip is so much fun to explore. We've taken it upon ourselves to try every pilsner on the planet, and once we've done that, we'll start the fuck over because WE LOVE US SOME PILSIES!
Falling Knife & Maplewood - Convivio Italian Pilsner
MAPLEWOOD x FALLING KNIFE collab on an Italian pilsner!?! 💑 Hell yes, please. I had two, tree of these and...
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Phase Three - Geo West Coast Pilsner
A West Coast hoppy pils? 😍 I’m 137% always here for that. 💦 Phase Three doesn’t make enough Westies, but...
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Golf Outing! - Noon Whistle Brewing Co.
Tell me I ain’t dreamin’, yo. 🤩 When our first sponsored golf outing pairs up with one of my fave...
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Paulaner - Paulaner Pils
We go to Germany *a lot*. 🇩🇪 Sadly, we will not be there this summer. 😭 Boooo. Thankfully, Paulaner hooked...
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Golf Time! - Noon Whistle Brewing Co.
When your first time sponsoring a golf outing includes placement next to your fave brewery. - Joel---------------------------------------Brewery: Noon WhistleFrom: Naperville,...
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Rogue - Dead Guy Pilsner
I never knew Rogue had a Dead Guy pils. 🤔 Then they porch bombed me one. 📦 And no B.S.,...
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Rogue - Dead Guy Coffin Club
Whatever I did to be considered for random porch gifts from Rogue ⚰️ I am 1000% infatuated in and thankful...
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Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois
Friday double fist. 🤜 🤛 Riverlands Kayak Pils in gold. Penrose Citra Blast in hazy. 💏 A local to me...
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Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.
Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...
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Werk Force - Genuine Authentic Black Pilsner
It was noon on the Friday before Christmas when I drank this beer. ⏰ It was noon-oh-five when I texted...
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Mile Wide - Paristown Pils
Y’all should know by now that Mile Wide is my home when I’m in Louisville. 🏡 The best people, the...
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Phase Three - Geographic Reference West Coast Style Pilsner
An IPL labeled as a West Coast pils for all the haters. 💪 Do what you gotta do to get...
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Naparbier - Paradise? Pilsner
Back in Seville once again…again! 🇪🇸 Went to hit up the homies at Parcería and have some afternoon beersies with...
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Algarve Rock - Piri Piri Pilsner
I’m not a chaser of chili beers ❌ but I grabbed this one without paying attention, so here we are....
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Riverlands - Riverlander Pils
I can’t take pretty beer pics outside when it gets dark at noon. 🌚 So, here’s me with HOLY WET...
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Moody Tongue - Aperitif Pilsner
What better beer to enjoy on a crispy, sunny autumn day than a crispy, sunny Moody Tongue pils baby? ☀️...
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Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois
Friday two-hands: Maplewood hef on the lef. 🤚 Phase Three German pils on the right. ✋ Hef wins this round....
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