Unqualified Beer Reviews

Pipeworks - Blood Of The Unicorn Hoppy Red Ale

I do love a damn good red ale ❤️ and it’s always better to drink one from a bomb brewery...

Phase Three - Bonfire Feels Red Ale

You want a malty, biscuity fireplace red that hits in the way only skilled brewers know how, instead of the...

Riverlands Brewing Co. - St. Charles, Illinois

Riverlands had an Irish red on tap for their St. Patty’s bidness. I needed a taste. And then I also...

Tangled Roots - Shamhop Irish Red Ale

Happened to be in Glenview, Illinois, which means an opportunity to stop by Tangled Roots’ own Hangar Two pub spot...

Obscurity - Island Of Misfit Beers (Charlie In A Box) Red Ale

This is absotively a holiday guzzler. 🎄 Cherry, maple, and cinnamon in a red ale, which I’d normally scoff at...

Obscurity - Island Of Misfit Beers (Claryce) Red Ale

Obscurity made a bunch of beers called Island Of Misfit Beers, with different names, and I have no idea what’s...

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Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

Okay, holy shit. Maplewood’s Sabro Transit Authority NEIPA, Werk Force’s Double Bad Polaroid hoppy red. I fucking love how many...

The Growler - Danville, California

Bbbbbback to The Growler here in Danville, CA, to swill some bangers, harass our pals Ashley and...

Playalinda - Robonaut Red Ale

Back in the warmth of Florida! Hanging out between the kids’ softball games and we stopped by...

Tröegs - Nugget Nectar Imperial Red Ale

My buddy Danny likes this beer so much that he bought an extra can for me. And it’s damn good...

Obscurity & D And G - The D.O.G Braggot Imperial Red Ale

Obscurity and D And G teamed up on this braggot banger, and all I could do once I got comf...

Revolution - Fistmas Winter Ale

The Crafted 1979 box of sex came with a FISTMAS!!!! Yesssss! Fistmas is my reason why...

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Werk Force - Double Bad Polaroid Red IPA

Werk Force made a hoppy red ale for the ages with this snapper here y’all. Hot damn this...

Lady Luck - Lady Luck Imperial Red Ale

This said imperial red, this tasted like a balls-ass porter. That roasty malt was liiiiiiish...

East Brother - Red IPA

While I wasn’t in lust with this EB RIPA, I do have to commend the Brothers East for...

New Glarus - Wisconsin Belgian Red

Sounded grody. But this beer was unbelievably awesome. It was almost Kool-Aid with...

21st Amendment - Toaster Pastry Red IPA

Sampling that Toaster Pastry from 21st Amendment and I got the backstory on the name...

Folks Bier - Bellotera Red Ale

Headed out to La Lupe with our bud, Bev, to do some taco smashing and chill. Tacos and beer...

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