Unqualified Beer Reviews

Sixpoint - Trail Haze Session IPA & Bengali IPA

These Sixpointers have been awesome go-to beers when doing yard work. Not only does the skinny...

Garage & Barrier - Distraction Session IPA

This really is the distraction I needed right now. Only problem is that it’s a session, and...

Northern Monk - Eternal Session IPA

I don’t get enough Northern Monk. Fact. So, when my buds at BierKraft had this seshy on tap...

Soma - Strange Times Session IPA

You might look at this beer and think, “Oh, the perfect beer for getting shitfaced while...

2nd Shift - Little Big Hop Session IPA

I know I post this beer a lot. I also know I drink this beer a lot. That’s because it’s...

Sixpoint - Trail Haze Session IPA

Session haze from Sixpoint. Not bad. Not great. Easy as hell to pound, tho. So if you’re in...

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Pabst - Seabird Session IPA

I did it. I used my compass to differentiate my ass from a hole in the ground and I’ve...

2nd Shift - Little Big Hop Session IPA

I think this is my favorite beer. Little Big Hop is like drinking a full-bodied hazy with half...

Pabst - Captain Pabst Seabird Session IPA

I don’t know what’s happening or why I was gifted these special items for my upcoming...

Stone - Neverending Haze Session IPA

I brought this Stone crusher in the shower with me because I wanted to be alone with...

Firestone Walker - Flyjack Session IPA

Kinda wanna be good with one of these low-cal IPAs that the market seems to be axin’ fer...

Revolution - Every Day Hero Session IPA

I refuse to type of a Revolution. DAMMIT. Okay, while I can’t stand even the thought of...

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Black Lung - Sickimorr Timbre Session IPA

Duuuuuuude, Black Luuuuung with a seshhhhhhy that’s balllllllssssss? Whuuuuu...

SingleCut - 18-Watt Session IPA

Fuhuhk. Offensive-ass, delicious-ass beers from SingleCut steady makin’ me moan man...

2nd Shift - Little Big Hop Session IPA

These are a few of my favorite things: Fave session IPA from 2nd Shift. Fave friend who...

Stone - Neverending Haze Session IPA

I didn’t want to obsess over this Stoney. But daaaaaamn this is easy to pummel with your...

Maplewood - Crushinator Session IPA

This is the Maplewood Crushinator. Also, a picture of me after singing Smelly Cat in the...

Maplewood - Crushinator Session IPA & Morbidly Obese Pug Imperial Stout

Another Crushinator, but with a sidecar of the Morbidly Obese Pug. Why is it Maplewood kills...

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