Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.
Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...
Read moreSour Beer - Beer Reviews by Hopsmash
SOUR BEER?! EW! Yes, I am a child and I am still terrified of drinking a sour beer on purpose. Friends of mine hate that I am still so scary berry, but hey, if I wanna throw my money away, I'll just ball it up and throw it away, I don't need to act like I'm spending it on something that will make me look cooler. I already look cool. I MEAN, LOOK AT MY EGOPROOF BRAND FANNY PACK! Life is hard enough, why make the drinks you choose to drink difficult by ordering a fucking sour beer? Y'ALL ARE THE WEIRD ONES. I AM AS NORMAL AS THEY COME.
Jolly Pumpkin - Kiviuq Fruited Saison
Age a saison for 9 months in a foeder, and then mature it on key lime and blackberry purée, and...
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Mastry's - Copper Kick BBA Imperial Gose
I can’t tell if Matt at Mastry’s was doing me a solid, or punishing me for something I probably did...
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Jolly Pumpkin - iO Wild Saison
This funky bunch went down with me while I cooked up some tortellini, and while it looks like freakin’ tomato...
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The Bruery - La Capilla Tequila Barrel-Aged Sour Blonde Ale
This face puncher was inspired by the paloma cocktail, which I’ve never had because tequila is my kryptonite. 🍹 I...
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Liquid Love - Bitchfront Madness Fruited Sour Ale
A pineapple and coconut fruited sour? 🍍 🥥 Not usually for me, but Liquid Love won me over with a...
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Jolly Pumpkin - Noel Special Ale
What’s with all these breweries giving me sours lately? 🤐 Jfc I just cannot. Le sigh. But, because I like...
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Beachwood - Funk Yeah Gueuze
Time to put some funk back in the…mouth hole. 😮 Went to Consume with wifey and immediately put this sourpuss...
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Hacienda - Motel Citroën Farmhouse Ale
My first ever go with Hacienda is this saison that’s probably too high above my pay grade 👀 but I...
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FrauGruber - Coconapple Gose
JUST TAKE THE GOSE, they said. 🧐 IT’S NOT THAT SOUR, they said. 🤔 I’ve heard this lie before. 🫣...
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Bierproeflokaal In De Wildeman - Amsterdam, Netherlands
One more super quick stop before the train arrives, this time at In De Wildeman in Amsterdam. 🇳🇱 This classic...
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Half Acre - When It Rains Gose
Better late (it was 2am) than never. 🥱 The salty gose betwixt Half Acre and Morton Salt was a weird...
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BrewHeart - Mango Unchained Imperial Sour
Mffffffffff Andreas from BrewHeart always making us try sours. 😂 His latest is this imperial mango bomb 🥭 which is...
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Half Acre - When It Rains Gose
Well, hello. When two companies that straight up SCREAM Chicago throw down on a collab, you put out the feelers...
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BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry Moore Fruited Sour
I told this motherfucker at BrewHeart that I do not like sours. 😖 Alas, he keeps giving them to be...
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BrewHeart - Conversations With Blueberry More Fruited Sour
Hey, ho, it’s a supermodel! 💁🏻 My brother from another mother, Andreas, checking in from BD57 in Oslo 🇳🇴 which...
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Pipeworks - Pineapple Orange Banana Fruit Ale
You know those beers that sound like they taste and taste like they sound? This isn’t one of them. Totally...
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Pipeworks - Squooshy Sunbeams Fruit Ale
Full disclosure: I drank this just to prove it was a bad idea. Fuller disclosurer: I fucking loved it. arshmallows...
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