Unqualified Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project - Fort Collins, Colorado

Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project - Fort Collins, Colorado

Why would I go to Crooked Stave when I’m not a sour guy? Because they also make some lish beers...
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DuClaw - Thanks For Giving A Crap Sour Ale (Sour Me Unicorn Farts Pilot Batch)

DuClaw - Thanks For Giving A Crap Sour Ale (Sour Me Unicorn Farts Pilot Batch)

This crap is brilliant. DuClaw Brewing, Squatty Potty, and CraftShack have teamed up with the...
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Heavy Seas - Bottomless Bellini

Heavy Seas - Bottomless Bellini

Super shouts to Heavy Seas for the bellini-inspired porch bomb BOTTOMLESS, which is funny...
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Noon Whistle - Jam Stand Blackberry Raspberry Fruited Sour

Noon Whistle - Jam Stand Blackberry Raspberry Fruited Sour

I got home from Noon Whistle and put more Noon Whistle in my new fat-ass Noon Whistle glass...
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Noon Whistle Brewing Co. - Lombard, Illinois

Noon Whistle Brewing Co. - Lombard, Illinois

A Noon Whistle porch bomb!?! SOME SUPER ATTRACTIVE MALE DONNED A MASK AND...
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Mile Wide - 4th Anniversary American Sour Ale

Mile Wide - 4th Anniversary American Sour Ale

I bought this sour for two reasons. One, because it’s by Mile Wide and I have a deep affection...
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18th Street & Hope For The Day - Smash The Stigma Berliner Weisse

18th Street & Hope For The Day - Smash The Stigma Berliner Weisse

Back in September, in honor of Suicide Prevention Month, Hope For The Day teamed up...
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Prairie - Seasick Crocodile Sour Ale

Prairie - Seasick Crocodile Sour Ale

No. Nooooooo. If you like sours, and you like fucking cranberry sauce, this beer is all...
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Foreign Exchange & FireHop - Player 8,195 Has Entered The Game Sour IPA

Foreign Exchange & FireHop - Player 8,195 Has Entered The Game Sour IPA

Foreign Exchange is the first brewery that I’ve ever immediately purchased a shirt, two...
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Liquid Love - Sad Thug Sour Ale

Liquid Love - Sad Thug Sour Ale

I 1001% love the ever-loving liquid out of this Sad Thug. The granola is so spot on, you’re...
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Old Irving - Cushy Blood Orange Fruited Sour

Old Irving - Cushy Blood Orange Fruited Sour

All three of my kids fit in my trunk. And Old Irving is my favorite...
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Heavy Seas - Joose Cannon Key Lime Pie IPA

Heavy Seas - Joose Cannon Key Lime Pie IPA

This Joose Cannon totally tart tarted my tart receptarts and it took me seven quarantines...
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