Unqualified Beer Reviews

Naparbier - Paradise? Pilsner

Back in Seville once again…again! 🇪🇸 Went to hit up the homies at Parcería and have some afternoon beersies with...

Ocean Beer - IPA

Saúde from Portugal! 🇵🇹 Back in Lagos to hang with the homies, and I grabbed this IPA from Ocean Beer...

Caravelle - Royal Milkshake IPA

Bbbbback in Spain, baby! 🇪🇸 So, so happy to be out of the cold and rain in Germany. 🌧 Gotta...

The Drunken Monkey - Augsburg, Germany

Oh god. 👀 I mean, greetings from Augsburg! 🇩🇪 Lovely town. Oh god, because our buds Kris from FrauGruber and...

KOM Beer - Malhivern Märzen

Nico from Hops & Dreams threw this bottle at my left nipple, and it hit me in the face instead....

Wylie - Stop The World I Want To Get Off Double IPA

At this point, I kinda do wanna get off this fucking world. 🌎 WORST. TIMELINE. If I didn’t have beers...

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Naparbier - Aker IPA

Can we pls stop with this “Hazy West Coast IPA” shit? STOP IT. STOP. 🛑 Anyway, this beer is fucking...

Marina - DIPA Or Nothing Double IPA

We all know this is a false statement, as we all know that TIPAs exist. Whaddyagonnado. 🫴 I shall accept...

Basqueland & Cloudwater - A Lager A Day NZ Pilsner

I don’t usually break out the sexxtips for Nelson, but things change and days change and the only thing that...

La Quince - Super Onda Vital Triple IPA

I cannot tell a lie. Well, I can, but I don’t usually do so. 🧐 I hate to say it,...

Naparbier - Sturmfrei Kellerbier

Sturmfrei basically means “storm-free” in German, and it’s a fucking lie because this brew totally causes a storm of tasty...

Aspikc - Bonus Points Double IPA

Never have I ever…heard of Aspikc before. Thanks to Nico at Hops & Dreams, I got to put this double...

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Río Azul - The Hype 004 German Pilsner

I was gone so long during COVID that when I came back and went to a craft bar, I asked...

Espiga - Gold Tide Italian Pilsner

The amigón Nico at Hops & Dreams laced me up with a variety 4-pack of LAGAHZ the week after I...

Basqueland - Imparable IPA (Pomelo Edition)

Got me a mad crushable Westie from some of my many stalking victims, these particular ones being the genii at...

Zeta - True Blue Double IPA

Zeta, from the Valencia region here in Spain, has consistently been putting out bangers for a while now. 🔥 This...

Soma - Mood Double IPA

‘Twas the time of year to give all the best of luck to our homey Gil 👬 who was leaving...

Freddo Fox & Basqueland - Can't Touch This Double IPA

I’m immediately drawn to these skinny cans. 🙋‍♀️  I can feel like I’m drinking some garbage low-cal seltzer dumpster trash...

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