Unqualified Beer Reviews

The Bruery - Petit Mardi Oak-Aged Imperial Stout

I didn’t know I was gonna be drinking wine today, but here we are. 🍷 This oak-aged imperial stout is...

The Bruery - Vanilla Villain BBA Imperial Stout

It’s the weekend, so I decided I’d sit down and drink a big-ass bottle of bourbon barrel filled with vanilla...

Temperance - Might Meets Right Imperial Stout

Merry porch bombs, everyone! 📦 (Pay no mind to the Malört.) 🙈 Temperance Beer Co. just blessed this mess with...

Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

My Friday ‘leaving work early every Friday because I can’ 😊 ceremonial beer was centered around this banging-ass lager baby...

2nd Shift - Half Hit Session Stout

A session stout sounds sus. Five mini sips in. I’m a believer. I could have two, tree of these on...

Mother Earth - Nitro Milk Truck Latte Stout

Mother Earth has this weird knack for making their darker beersies feel like you’re drinking what a warm flannel feels...

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2nd Shift - Monte Carlo Milk Stout

My recent trip to St. Louis and 2nd Shift Brewing meant I came home bearing stouts AND memories of awesome...

Mother Earth - Four Seasons Of Mother Earth BBA Imperial Oatmeal Stout (Autumn 2018)

I was in charge of dinner while my wife was out for the night with her BFFs 💪 so I...

Might Meets Right 2022 At Temperance Beer Co. - Evanston, Illinois

Awwww snaps 🫰 back in the U.S. just in time for the Might Meets Right 2022 release jammy jam at...

Mother Earth - 4Seasons Of Mother Earth Imperial Stout (Autumn 2022)

I took my stash of Mother Earth big bois and put ‘em all in the upstairs fridge. 🍂 This means...

3 Floyds - Dark Lord De Muerte Imperial Stout (2022)

Lil' Dark Lord De Muerte 2022 before golf? ☠️ YETH PLEATHE. ⛳️ Guajillo peppers and bourbon barrels? Take my pants....

More - Henna Imperial Stout (Hazelnut Latte)

I’ve driven many, many miles and stood in two, tree lines trying to purchase this beer, or one like it...

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Imperial Stout Love Forever, Amen!

Put that sticky icky all over me and inside me. 🩸🩸🩸 Pls and thx. Did you barrel age that shit...

Marz - Paczki Stout

I have been known to make tamales and drink Paczki stouts while shirtless. I’ll be doing an AMA on the...

Mile Wide - Frivolous Ideation Imperial Stout (Peanut Butter, Chocolate & Vanilla Variant)

If there’s one thing you want after surviving your birthday and happily losing your voice cheering for softball, it’s a...

Monday Night - Tears Of My Enemies Vanilla Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout

I drink the tears of my enemies, on most occasions. Today, I’m drinking the tears of Monday Night’s enemies, because...

Free Will - Owl Eyes Oatmeal Stout

I’m not a huge oatmeal stout kinda guy, mostly because I love getting nekkid with high-ABV motor oil body lovers....

Crooked Thumb - Chocolate Mint Stout

It’s kinda weird to drink a Thin Mint stout that’s not 14% with the consistency of motor oil. Alas, Crooked...

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