Unqualified Beer Reviews

Old Irving - BA Krampus Cookies Imperial Stout (2021)

I can’t believe I tasted over 52 BA stouts at FOBAB a few hours before this Krampus Cookie boozer from...

Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

Haha. 😛 Made it! 😵‍💫 Scooped me a godly balls 2021 Coffee Vanilla Sleepy Bear. And HOLY BALLS, the Double...

Werk Force - BBA Chocolate Salted Caramel Sleepy Bear Imperial Stout (2021)

Got home after FOBAB and continued the oral execution of my favorite breweries and their dark, dark liquids. 🖤🤎🖤🤎 Found...

FOBAB 2023 - Chicago, Illinois

Before FOBAB. 😵‍💫 During FOBAB. 😵‍💫 An adorable Lager Lounge sippie cup. 🥤 Some serious hunk action on the floor....

Temperance Beer Co. - Evanston, Illinois

Awwww shizzle, it’s Might Meets Right time of year at Temperance, which means a handful of glorious stouts straight to...

Mother Earth - Four Seasons Cocktail-Inspired BBA Imperial Stout

Way lighter than I had imagined, and holy balls did this new MomEarf slay (as the kids say). 👧🏻Cocktail-themed stouts...

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Stout Season At Whitetail Ridge Golf Club - Yorkville, Illinois

My dudes and I had ourselves a stout Sunday while swangin’ at White Tail Ridge GC. 🏌️‍♂️ 😵‍💫 Mikerphone ✅...

Porch Bomb - Mother Earth Brewing Co.

When Mother Earth porch bombs you on a Tuesday. 📦 Which one first? - Joel---------------------------------------Brewery: Mother EarthFrom: Vista, CA 🇺🇸

The Bruery - Petit Mardi Oak-Aged Imperial Stout

I didn’t know I was gonna be drinking wine today, but here we are. 🍷 This oak-aged imperial stout is...

The Bruery - Vanilla Villain BBA Imperial Stout

It’s the weekend, so I decided I’d sit down and drink a big-ass bottle of bourbon barrel filled with vanilla...

Temperance - Might Meets Right Imperial Stout

Merry porch bombs, everyone! 📦 (Pay no mind to the Malört.) 🙈 Temperance Beer Co. just blessed this mess with...

Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

My Friday ‘leaving work early every Friday because I can’ 😊 ceremonial beer was centered around this banging-ass lager baby...

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2nd Shift - Half Hit Session Stout

A session stout sounds sus. Five mini sips in. I’m a believer. I could have two, tree of these on...

Mother Earth - Nitro Milk Truck Latte Stout

Mother Earth has this weird knack for making their darker beersies feel like you’re drinking what a warm flannel feels...

2nd Shift - Monte Carlo Milk Stout

My recent trip to St. Louis and 2nd Shift Brewing meant I came home bearing stouts AND memories of awesome...

Mother Earth - Four Seasons Of Mother Earth BBA Imperial Oatmeal Stout (Autumn 2018)

I was in charge of dinner while my wife was out for the night with her BFFs 💪 so I...

Might Meets Right 2022 At Temperance Beer Co. - Evanston, Illinois

Awwww snaps 🫰 back in the U.S. just in time for the Might Meets Right 2022 release jammy jam at...

Mother Earth - 4Seasons Of Mother Earth Imperial Stout (Autumn 2022)

I took my stash of Mother Earth big bois and put ‘em all in the upstairs fridge. 🍂 This means...

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