Unqualified Beer Reviews

Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

Ermagerrrrrrrd! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ Ben and Heidi flew a million miles to come hang with us in Düsseldorf ✈️ 🇩🇪 🤗 so...

Jester King & Omnipollo - Devin The Dude's Brew Pilsner

Devin The Dude. Jester King. Omnipollo. WTF is even happening. I’m really glad I missed...

Omnipollo - Decuple Fatamorgana Quadruple IPA

I can always and forever count on Omnipollo to make some fucked up shit that makes me feel...

Hoof Hearted & Dugges - Faster Than The Future Imperial Stout

Who didn’t read that this pastry boi has raspberries in it? THIS GUY! Had I done so, I would...

Beer Haul - Clarksville, Indiana

My. Goodness. Gracious. I told myself I was gonna just buy a few four packs so I could drink...

Fermenterarna - Take A Chance IPA

Never have I ever had a beer by Fermenterarna, which is also really impressive to hear my...

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La Quince & Brewski - Magic Potion Double IPA

This beer looks light, but do not be fooled! It was sliiiightly darker than my lighting...

Omnipollo & Monkish - Pineapple Pizza Space Cookie Double IPA

This is a 5-star beer and I am not ashamed to say it. My first Monkish! My eighteen...

Beerbliotek - Here Comes The Sun Pale Ale

Fruity. Hazy. Double dry-hopped. 4.8%. Wants to be inside me all day. Which is not a...

Stigbergets - Amazing Haze IPA

This gold can is fucking with my eyes. No idea why. I wasn’t super-amazed or super...

Brewski - Mangofeber Double IPA

There are several varietals of Mangofeber by Brewski, but the 8% DIPA will always...

Omnipollo - Squares Pale Ale

Are you dizzy yet? This Squares from Omnipollo is only 5.3%, but the can design...

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Beerbliotek - Eternal Dankness Double IPA

Lemme get some of that sticky icky, danky danky. Naaaaaaaaahm sayin’?! Tackled me this...

Omnipollo - Kokopelli APA

This beer is more like a subtle slap in the face, as opposed to being a massive punch in the...

Wylam & Apex - In Defiance Of Gravity IPA

The world would be a better place if more people had access to Wylam beers. Fucking balls...

Omnipollo - Gematria (329) IPA

I wish more people weren’t dicks. I wish more beers were this delicious. I also wish that racist...

Omnipollo - Grandin APA

This beer reminds me of that episode of “High Maintenance” where the guy is in line at...

Omnipollo - Maz APA

The geniusii at Omnipollo took a gold medal award-winning beer and then doubled the hop...

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