Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.
Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...
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BrewHeart & Hopsmash - World's Moist Wanted Triple IPA
IT’S HAPPENING! THE WORLD’S MOIST WANTED IS HERE. 😱😱😱😱😱 Our collab with our fam at BrewHeart is officially released and extra,...
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Seven Island - Hop Spectrum Triple IPA
I hadn’t had any beers from the Greek skill bros at Seven Island in a hot minute ⏰ so I...
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FrauGruber - Simcoe Vibes Triple IPA
The nerdy-in-a-good-way homies at FrauGruber laced up our pal Andreas from BrewHeart with a couple undercover cans 🖤🖤 and you...
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Lervig - Heavy Hitter Triple IPA
The Norwegians at Lervig have been so goddamn consistent over the years that sometimes I forget they put out ridiculous...
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BrewHeart - The Beauty And The Yeast Triple IPA
A fucking boner banger of a triple nipple righ hrrrr. 💦 BrewHeart always comes with them hazy mammy jammies, and...
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La Quince - Super Onda Vital Triple IPA
I cannot tell a lie. Well, I can, but I don’t usually do so. 🧐 I hate to say it,...
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BrewHeart - It's Genghis Can Triple IPA
A juicy, hoppy face banger in the form of a hazy triple from BrewHeart? 🐵 It’s really difficult to list...
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Stone - 25th Anniversary Triple IPA
I think Stone would be super-appreciative that I drank the last of my 25th anniversary pack from this shitty paper...
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Foreign Exchange - Endless Citra Triple IPA
There was so much Citra in this beer. I swear to fuck. It was endless. Also, this beer was fucking...
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Cerebral - Eclectic Potion (Phantasm) Triple IPA
I never even heard of Phantasm before the day I arrived back in Colorado, but it’s apparently A Thing now...
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Phase Three - Triadic Harmonies Triple IPA
My amazing hotel glassware really loves to make all beers look hazy. Can’t tell if it’s the cup or the...
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Hidden Hand - Phantasmagoric Splendor Triple IPA
Hidden Hand is on a goshdarn rampage with all their hazies right now. I know some of you might be...
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Phase Three - In Threes Triple IPA
There’s gotta be a proverb somewhere about doing things in threes. Just feels right. Phase Three made a three-PA with...
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Foreign Exchange - Tropicaux Triple IPA
I hate Foreign Exchange for making me forget my pants upstairs. I enjoyed this entire beer while standing in my...
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Beer Haul - Arlington Heights, Illinois
Just rolled into Illinois and had to stop by Beer On The Wall to scoop some local heaters! (As well...
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Jester King & Fonta Flora - Are You Picking Up What I'm Putting Down? Triple IPA
Jester King. Fonta Flora. Triple IPA. I’m super stoked that these two fantastic breweries got together and made a TIPA...
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BrewHeart - Talus Of Mystery And Imagination Triple IPA
This is what relief looks like. After 5 weeks of exercise boot camp and absolutely zero...
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