Unqualified Beer Reviews

Track 7 - Pumpin' Piledrivers Triple IPA

When you can’t get cans, you just get the fuckin’ crowler. Especially when it’s a 10% triple nipple by...

Bhramari - Alive On Arrival Triple IPA

Ang and I are drawn to triple IPAs like bears to honey. She hit this from the spout when we...

Old Irving - Triple Beezer Triple IPA

Yes, this photo of the Triple Beez is horrible because we had a QUINTUPLE before it just so we...

Noon Whistle - Spoken Lyric Triple IPA

Someone said that this was Noon Whistle’s answer to Hopslam. I don’t particularly care for...

Untitled Art - Hazier Triple IPA

It’s time for triple nipples. Two on me, one on this can. 863 types of hops triple-fied into a heavy...

Atrium - Three Nights Only Triple IPA

When I saw that Atrium was dropping a triple, I immediately readied myself in my finest lingerie...

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Atrium Brewing - Louisville, Kentucky

And so it was! Ang and I finally stopped by Atrium after they released some four-packs that...

Phase Three - TDH Triple Citra Crème Triple IPA

What’s the smoothest thing you can think of? Well, this beer is smoother. 10% and triple dry-hopped...

Astro Lab - Supergrooviest Triple IPA

Back before the snow, we took down every Astro Lab IPA in my fridge. For a brewery a few...

Saint Errant - Tilt-A-Whirl Triple IPA

This was a total trip. Completely poundable trippy bishes and I’m over here flicking my...

Mile Wide - Magic Number Triple IPA

Oh, hey! I’m hanging with Egoproof and we hath decided that the magic number is...

Eight Bridges - I'm Easy Triple IPA

A post-podcast triple IPA from my dudes at Eight Bridges. Super light on the carbonation...

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Malandar - Endless Summer Triple IPA

Sadly, I do not smoke weed. Not because I don’t want to, I definitely DO want to. But...

Fonta Flora - Triple Hop Beard Triple IPA

The deep and drunk flavor on this triple IPA is immaculate. What’s not is that it is almost...

Old Irving - Cosmic Kerfuffle Triple IPA

Old Irving can’t pump out a bad beer to save my hairline. Every single release is more beautiful...

Hop Butcher - Beef Trip'd Triple IPA

Smatter? Can’t see the beer without the flash? Marty here is holding a Beef Trip’d from...

Hop Butcher - Stonefroze Triple IPA

This particular Stonefroze was a few months old when we cracked it and I found it...

Evil Twin - My Smalltown... Triple IPA

Found my old married sex mask. Long beer name. Boutique condos remind me of racism veiled...

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