Unqualified Beer Reviews

The Drunken Monkey - Augsburg, Germany

Oh god. 👀 I mean, greetings from Augsburg! 🇩🇪 Lovely town. Oh god, because our buds Kris from FrauGruber and...

Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

Ermagerrrrrrrd! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ Ben and Heidi flew a million miles to come hang with us in Düsseldorf ✈️ 🇩🇪 🤗 so...

Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

This is what life dreams are made of. 🥰 Chilling here in Düsseldorf with great friends, meeting new friends, and...

Basqueland & Cloudwater - A Lager A Day NZ Pilsner

I don’t usually break out the sexxtips for Nelson, but things change and days change and the only thing that...

Harviestoun - Schiehallion Lager

Bavarian Lodge is everything. There could be five new joints around BL, and we would opt for the Lodge every...

The Garden & Drop Project - New England Pale Ale #08

I don’t even know why I have this, but I think I got it from the homey Samu at Mono...

Beersex Enamel Pin Set

Deya - Sometimes APA

Ang and I couldn’t figure out which tropical fruit this beer tastes like. We wondered...

Pomona Island - And That's Why I Don't Like Cricket APA

Fruity and piney. Nice blend of the two without one getting to worked up about the other’s...

Northern Monk & Donzoko - Patrons Project 19.03 DDH NZ Pilsner

Don’t mind if I do fawn over this DDH pils from the tank and dungeon masters at Northern...

BrewDog - Hazy Jane IPA

I gotta say...despite my feelings about some of BrewDog’s fuckery (seriously, guys, stop being...

Northern Monk & Deya - Patrons Project 13.05 DDH Double IPA

I 130% always appreciate when Azacca shows up to the party. A big collab with big ambitions...

North - Metronomic IPA

North makes good beers. This is a fact. And one of the very few reasons I want to go to...

Crushin' Lagers Snapback Hat

Wylam & Apex - In Defiance Of Gravity IPA

The world would be a better place if more people had access to Wylam beers. Fucking balls...

North - DDH Transmission IPA

North took their standard Transmission IPA and DDH’d the shit out of it. And I feel like...

Deya - Summer Pale Ale

This beer is so goddamn summery. Too summery, if that can even be a thing. I feel like it...

Garage & Northern Monk - Jumpsuit Triple IPA

People who complain about beer being “too boozy” are the bane of my existence...

BrewDog - Indie Pale Ale

I continue to have mixed feelings about BrewDog and their well-documented shady shenanigans...

Magic Rock - Bearded Lady Dessert Edition BBA Imperial Stout

I don’t get a lot of Magic Rock releases, so you know I had to scoop me this 1,000 lb....

Wasted Days Snapback Hat