Unqualified Beer Reviews

Hitchcoq - Düsseldorf, Germany

This is what life dreams are made of. 🥰 Chilling here in Düsseldorf with great friends, meeting new friends, and...

Beer Zombies & The Answer - End 2 End Burners Double IPA

End 2 End Burners was all that and a bunch of bananas. I swrrrr. Super tang hop punches, but oh...

Beer Zombies - Las Vegas, Nevada

Beer Zombies! Stopped in Vegas for a day. It’s Covid. It’s Covid. It’s Covid. Not fucking around with...

Hard Tea (?) Haul - Masq Fusions

All right, y’all. Gonna have a lil’ tasting party in the morning with these fresh porch bomb Masq...

Dizzy Pig - IPA Hop-Infused Seasoning Blend

If you guys aren’t cooking with beer flavors, are you even eating for social media post props? This shit was...

Commonwealth - Paramour Sour IPA

Sometimes I’m confused about what I’m supposed to feel about beers that don’t sound...

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Barrel Society - Princeton, Illinois

Okay, I do not live near Princeton, Illinois. This place is more than an hour from my house...

Oozlefinch - Innovative Agitator Belgian Blonde Ale

It wasn’t that this was a Belgian. It was the toasted almonds. I swear. It had that nutty Belgian...

Oozlefinch - Das Yummy Imperial Berliner Weisse (Key Lime Pie Variant)

Key lime beer. Says “Das Yummy” on the can, but is it actually “my of yum”? The verdict...

Oozlefinch - Dance With Me Fruited Sour

Happy New Year! I’m getting into sours drip by drip lately. While I couldn’t finish this one...

Oozlefinch - Foggy McFoghorn IPA

You didn’t think I’d mention a pinwheel of quesadillas and not deliver photographic...

Oozlefinch - Demure Defiance Whisky BA Blueberry Sour Saison

Check out how adult AF I roll righ meow. Straight gangster splayed out an assortment...

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Oozlefinch - Das Yummy Berliner Weisse

More Oozle sours! My heavens. Here’s a raspberry pie sour face, which tasted more to me...

Oozlefinch - Sour, Not Stirred Gose

If you know anything about me besides all the other shit you know about me, then you’ll...

Oozlefinch - Foggy McFoghorn IPA

This is what you call a gravy IPA. Look at that HUE! As this puppy warmed up, it got better...

Oozlefinch - Old Fogey IPA

Old Fogey is what we call Ryan (founder of Hopsmash). We also call him Ryry the Grumpy...

The Veil - Old Lions Double IPA

My good baby Jesus, I love The Veil. This DIPA version of their Young Lions IPA is super...

Aslin & Barreled Souls - Figgy Pudding Barleywine

@houseofsours gettin’ righteous with a crazy yums barleywine from Aslin & Barreled...

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