Unqualified Beer Reviews by Hopsmash

Hard Tea (?) Haul - Masq Fusions

Hard Tea (?) Haul - Masq Fusions

All right, y’all. Gonna have a lil’ tasting party in the morning with these fresh porch bomb Masq...
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Dizzy Pig - IPA Hop-Infused Seasoning Blend

Dizzy Pig - IPA Hop-Infused Seasoning Blend

If you guys aren’t cooking with beer flavors, are you even eating for social media post props? This shit was actually delicious AF. And thus concludes our food portion of...
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Commonwealth - Paramour Sour IPA

Commonwealth - Paramour Sour IPA

Sometimes I’m confused about what I’m supposed to feel about beers that don’t sound...
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Barrel Society - Princeton, Illinois

Barrel Society - Princeton, Illinois

Okay, I do not live near Princeton, Illinois. This place is more than an hour from my house...
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Oozlefinch - Innovative Agitator Belgian Blonde Ale

Oozlefinch - Innovative Agitator Belgian Blonde Ale

It wasn’t that this was a Belgian. It was the toasted almonds. I swear. It had that nutty Belgian...
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Oozlefinch - Das Yummy Imperial Berliner Weisse (Key Lime Pie Variant)

Oozlefinch - Das Yummy Imperial Berliner Weisse (Key Lime Pie Variant)

Key lime beer. Says “Das Yummy” on the can, but is it actually “my of yum”? The verdict...
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Oozlefinch - Dance With Me Fruited Sour

Oozlefinch - Dance With Me Fruited Sour

Happy New Year! I’m getting into sours drip by drip lately. While I couldn’t finish this one...
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Oozlefinch - Foggy McFoghorn IPA

Oozlefinch - Foggy McFoghorn IPA

You didn’t think I’d mention a pinwheel of quesadillas and not deliver photographic...
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Oozlefinch - Demure Defiance Whisky BA Blueberry Sour Saison

Oozlefinch - Demure Defiance Whisky BA Blueberry Sour Saison

Check out how adult AF I roll righ meow. Straight gangster splayed out an assortment...
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Oozlefinch - Das Yummy Berliner Weisse

Oozlefinch - Das Yummy Berliner Weisse

More Oozle sours! My heavens. Here’s a raspberry pie sour face, which tasted more to me...
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Oozlefinch - Sour, Not Stirred Gose

Oozlefinch - Sour, Not Stirred Gose

If you know anything about me besides all the other shit you know about me, then you’ll...
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Oozlefinch - Foggy McFoghorn IPA

Oozlefinch - Foggy McFoghorn IPA

This is what you call a gravy IPA. Look at that HUE! As this puppy warmed up, it got better...
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