Unqualified Beer Reviews

Maplewood - Bavarian Dream Hefeweizen

Okay, picture this. Joyful sticks of Garbage Pail Kids bubblegum, but none of that powdery dry stick sh!t. But not...

Fox River - Blu Shandy

Right now, ima tell you that I don’t do shandies. 😶 Alas, Heidi from Fox River hooked up some goodies,...

Solemn Oath Brewery - Naperville, Illinois

Solemn Oath steady dropping bangKers. Bang bang bang. 💥 The new low-ABV wheat lime guava sex beer, Midwest Dawn, on...

More - Swerski Dunkelweizen

It’s not too often when you get a dunkelweizen in your face around these parts, but More always comes through...

Off Color - Beer For Golf Witbier

Oh damn, Off Color’s Beer For Golf at #livgolfchicago? ⛳️ I’ll take two, tree a these, yes chef. 🏌️‍♂️ -...

Wirtshaus Flößerei - Wolfratshausen, Germany

🎶 IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARYYYYY 🎵 Or, it was when I took these pictures. 😂 We don’t really celebrate holidays, so...

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Flight Bottle Shoppe - Yorkville, Illinois

Friday two-hands: Maplewood hef on the lef. 🤚 Phase Three German pils on the right. ✋ Hef wins this round....

Nomad Lounge At Tiffins - Lake Buena Vista, Florida

Time to get our swerve on after going completely apeshit crazy with family fun at Disney’s Magic Park of Bonkersosity...

Big Storm - Imperial White IPA

Had to sadly say goodbye to the Clearwater, Florida, area and head back in a stupid northerly direction. Made a...

MobCraft - Get Razzy Wit It Witbier

God damn, MobCraft really likes their beers to be fruity or fruit-flavory. *raspberry emoji* Madness. This advent calendar witbier has...

Pivot - Volta Hefeweizen

Nothing like cracking a Volta hef that tastes like a jar of peach preserves wrapped in denim. I even asked...

Fox River - White Bobber Pineapple Wheat Ale

No way I ever thought I’d like a damn pineapple wheat ale. I don’t even like wheat beers all that...

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Short Fuse - Sunday Morning Stacks Wheatwine

I guess I wanted a wheatwine that tastes like pancakes? I must have, because I liked the hell out of...

New Glarus - Dancing Man Wheat

I’m not a wheat beer guy. I’m just not. Will I drink one? Of course I will - I’m not...

KC Bier Co. - Hefeweizen

My friend, Andy, sent me this and said, “This is my favorite drink-all-day Kansas City beer.” Andy is 1000% correct...

Maplewood - Endless Color Hoppy Wheat Ale

Oh lawd, I cried tears of beer appreciation. You shoulda seent me! I love hoppy wheat Maplewoodz and...

Backpocket Brewing - Coralville, Iowa

Out here in Iowa to watch the kid and her softball squad beat up on Iowa. 😬 Besides all that...

Plank - Dunkler Weizenbock

I’m not sure I’ve ever gotten so much banana and clove from a dark wheat beer. But alas! This...

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