Unqualified Beer Reviews

New Glarus - Spotted Cow Farmhouse Ale

A Wisconsin staple. No doubt about it. One of the beers that made everyone start doing Smokey And The Bandit...

Fox River - Reel It In Session IPA

I love hanging out at Fox River up in Wisconsin. They have a crazy huge space, a lawn the size...

New Glarus - Dancing Man Wheat

I’m not a wheat beer guy. I’m just not. Will I drink one? Of course I will - I’m not...

Good City - Things We Don't Say IPA

Open mouths. Cold Tshtoobsaboobs. And some friends. Equals. All of the fuck yes. Good City makin’ a guy (me bro)...

Company - Things We Don't Say IPA

Coppery and turbid, Company Brewbrew certainly went in on their Schtooburboobuttons. The dank in this tank lasted all afternoon and...

Humble Forager - Coastal Sunshine Smoothie Sour Ale (v14)

This beer is not in my list of preferred beer styles to try. My brother-in-law, Mike, wanted me to expose...

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Third Space - Happy Place Pale Ale

Have any of us ever had a Third Space beer before? I’m not even sure. Gotta rectify that, as these...

Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky

Joel went on vacation. As soon as he returned, and as soon as I was anywhere for more than a...

Beer Haul - Louisville, Kentucky

Our awesome friends we never see, Kristen and Nick, decided to bless us with their presence this past weekend. Which...

Things We Don't Say On Malt Couture - Batch 159

So, I’m just blindly listening to Malt Couture - as I fucking do - and the bottle share on Batch...

Gathering Place - Things We Don't Say IPL

This TeeDubs is an IPL! Knowing how erotically charged the hoppy lager is around the campus of Hopsmash Brewniversity, I...

Hop Haus & Working Draft - Collaboration Hazy IPA

Hop Haus and Working Draft are FLAME in my dry AF wetholes that should be wetty wet...

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Untitled Art - Hazy IIPA (Version 11)

Maaaan, Untitled Art is on some shit. Some of the best collabs, distro popping up everywhere...

Working Draft - Klosterade Doppelbock

Doppelfuckyeah, this bishy was CRUSHHHHED. Working Draft making me wetty wet...

Untitled Art & Parish - Gulf Coast IIPA

Untitled met Parish in a dark alley and they had unprotected brew collaboration sex and this baby...

Things We Don't Say Beer Release At Eagle Park - Muskego, Wisconsin

This was May 1st, 2021. The release of Things We Don’t Say IPA at Eagle Park in Muskego. It was...

Eagle Park - Muskego Light Lager

My fascination with lagers lately was paired with my newfound friendship and appreciation of the...

Working Draft - Keep 'Em Honest Helles Lager

Working Draft and the Keep ‘Em Honest Helles was GONE. Two, tree sips and BAM. EMPTY. These...

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