I LOST POWER. SEND EAR PROTECTION FOR THIS MALT BOMB THO. Actually, I take that back. This isn’t a bomb of malt. This is a pine tree coated in malt and then burnt with pine tar malted in coats. I’m also lying about losing power, I had just confiscated two flashlights from two different eight-year-olds and instantaneously decided to annoy Ryan, and by the time I realized it was a bad picture, I had already lost the feeling in my face due to the 7.5% of this me-whackin’ piney booze bomb. ME WHACKIN’ PINEY BOOZE BOMB. - Joel
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Brewery: Tapistry
From: Bridgman, MI 🇺🇸
Beer: Reactor IPA
ABV: 7.5%
