Suspended Moments, y’all. This is NOT the Suspender Moments that I thought it was because that doesn’t actually exist. While I was super-sad to learn that no brewery in this country cares about suspenders as much as I do, this beer was insanely perfect. When tang meets sweet meets hoppy bitter tongue massages, it’s like a threesome, but it’s being filmed in my front face hole. My mouth is just the set where all the facial action takes place. No suspenders, tho. - Joel
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Brewery: TrimTab & Heist
From: Birmingham, AL & Charlotte, NC
Beer: Suspended Moments DIPA
ABV: 8%
