The can said “rosé brut,” and then I said to the stuff that was in the can but was now in my Tubby, “No thank you, rosé brut, you are not for me.” And then I offered sippies to all who were of legal drinking age, and since I was the only one, I offered it to myself again. The second through ninth sips were all I could muster, as during the 10th I became a Basic Becky and threw it in the face of some innocent waiter (who was in my backyard for some reason). - Joel
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Brewery: TripTych
From: Savoy, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Attenuation Part Trois Rosé Brut IPA
ABV: 6.8%
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$40.00