Triptych - Extraordinarily Humble IPA

I found this picture sitting all lonely in my draft folder and I remember why I didn’t send it up for posting. It’s because I wanted to find and drink another one to prove myself wrong. I ignorantly assumed that this shit was the reason the rest of the beers I drank on this day all tasted like tampons. Nothing could top the mad tongue tangles my flavor muscle endured while dipping its tippity tip into the realms of its dank folds. That reads erotic as fuck. READ THAT LAST SENTENCE OUT LOUD. RECORD THAT SHIT. SEND IT TO THE BREWERY. GAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sex. - @joelfrieders