I’ve been down the Hazy River, y’all. It’s right outside of town and it’s where none of the lady folks eat with their left hands and none of the men folks eat with their right hands, but they don’t know this shit so they sit where they’re constantly playing elbow swords and then everyone’s pissed off at everyone all the fucking time and no one has sex. Ever. If that sounds bad, remember that they brewed this beer in memoriam because those motherfuckers all kilt each other with elbow swords and shit and this beer was fucking delicious as fucking fuck. - @joelfrieders
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Brewery: @urbanrenewbrew
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Hazy River IPA
ABV: 6.5%
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