Unqualified Beer Reviews

Basqueland & Cloudwater - A Lager A Day NZ Pilsner

I don’t usually break out the sexxtips for Nelson, but things change and days change and the only thing that...

Against The Grain Brewery - Louisville, Kentucky

Wrapped up our family vacation in Louisville, again. 🚗 💨 Because Louisville is fifty degrees cooler than all of the...

BrewHeart - The Beauty And The Yeast Triple IPA

A fucking boner banger of a triple nipple righ hrrrr. 💦 BrewHeart always comes with them hazy mammy jammies, and...

Against The Grain - Loo-a-vuhl Pale Ale

Took in a few innings of a Louisville Bats game while waiting for a table at ATG ⚾️ all the...

Trust Me, You Can Dance

The most dancing I ever did on alcohol was definitely Sparks or beer and shot nights. 🥴 Don’t remember much....

Penrose Brewing Co. - Geneva, Illinois

Bike ride to Penrose! 🚴 Lil Boots on the left, Summer Crush on the right. 😌😌😌 Fuck. Yes. - Joel---------------------------------------Brewery:...

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La Quince - Super Onda Vital Triple IPA

I cannot tell a lie. Well, I can, but I don’t usually do so. 🧐 I hate to say it,...

Naparbier - Sturmfrei Kellerbier

Sturmfrei basically means “storm-free” in German, and it’s a fucking lie because this brew totally causes a storm of tasty...

On Tour - Cities Lager

Every Friday, I shut down the business 2.5 hours early to give my staff that joyful AF leaving early feeling....

Illuminated - Weird Studies Black IPA

HOLY FUCK, BLACK IPA ALERT 🚨 ILLUMINATED BREW BOIS MADE THIS MALTY HOP BISCUIT SWALLOW BISHY AND I HAD TWO....

Lock & Mule - Lockport, Illinois

Got to check out the new Tangled Roots spot, Lock & Mule, after my daughter’s basketball game the other day....

Mother Earth - Wolf Mother IPA

Hot. Mouth. Fuck. Mother Earth dropped a surprise porch bomb on me, and my wife put it in the fridge...

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Marz - Paczki Stout

I have been known to make tamales and drink Paczki stouts while shirtless. I’ll be doing an AMA on the...

Riverlands - Biergarden Symphony Vienna Lager

I shouldn’t buy four-packs of the same beer. I never drink all of them. Except when they’re Riverlands Vienna lagers....

Pipeworks - Premium Pilsner

Wherever I go and there’s Pipeworks, I’m getting the Pipeworks. This pils will forever be seated at the right hand...

Aspikc - Bonus Points Double IPA

Never have I ever…heard of Aspikc before. Thanks to Nico at Hops & Dreams, I got to put this double...

Begyle Brewing - Chicago, Illinois

If you have 22 minutes at Begyle, get two 10 oz. pours and two 5 oz. pours. That way, you...

Riverlands - Thawing Rivers Cold IPA

If there’s ever a fire burning deep inside of me and the only way to put it out is by...

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