Unqualified Beer Reviews

Cool City Brewing Co. - Two Rivers, Wisconsin

Another drop from sis with Ben 🚗 💨 en route to Door County. ➡️ Cool City Brewing Co.! 🥳 We...

Mother Earth - Four Seasons Cocktail-Inspired BBA Imperial Stout

Way lighter than I had imagined, and holy balls did this new MomEarf slay (as the kids say). 👧🏻Cocktail-themed stouts...

Phase Three - Tonal Range Double IPA (Mosaic, Citra, Sabro)

While I don’t want so many hazies in my life these days 🫠 it’s an undeniable fact that Phase Three...

Half Acre - Lager Town Octoberfest Märzen

Three Half Acre Lager Town drafts to celebrate only getting in three holes due to insane sideways rain and wind....

Mile Wide - Motherboy IPA

In a never-ending sea of hazies 🌊 Ang and I are always fiending for a Westie drop. Mile Wide recently...

Stout Season At Whitetail Ridge Golf Club - Yorkville, Illinois

My dudes and I had ourselves a stout Sunday while swangin’ at White Tail Ridge GC. 🏌️‍♂️ 😵‍💫 Mikerphone ✅...

Big Hop Snapback Hat

Inventors Brewpub - Port Washington, Wisconsin

Awww shiiii, sis coming through with a review for ya, from Inventors Brewpub in Port Washington, Wisconsin. 🙌 🙌 🙌...

Paulaner - Hefe-Weizen

I sat on this longer than I should have, mainly because I’m not a big wheat beer lover. 🤷‍♂️ This...

Gilted Edge Winery - Newark, Illinois

This is #winesmash now. 💁🏻‍♂️ A new winery opened ten minutes from our crib, and no BS, these reds slay,...

Phase Three - Pressed Coffee & Maple Imperial Porter

Ang made cookies and I…made myself a beer. 🍪 🍺 Well, I poured it in the glass. And my mouth....

Fair State & Modern Times - Crankin’ Foamers Lager

Ask me what we did the other day. 🤔 Go ‘head. 🧐 We were Crankin’ Foamers, bishies! 😝😝😝 Perfect beer...

Sierra Nevada - Cryo Fresh Torpedo IPA

Tbh, I’m not a huge fan of wet hop IPAs. 💦 Dunno why, maybe I’ve just never had the “right”...

Crushin' Lagers Snapback Hat

Fox Republic Brewing Co. - Yorkville, Illinois

Second time at FRBC. ✌️ The marzen is balls. ⚽️ The hazy is balls. 🏀 And my yard work is...

Mile Wide - Paristown Festbier

Rollin’ on through Oktoberfest and one had gallons of this on tap at Mile Wide. 🍂 Had to bring some...

Porch Bomb - Mother Earth Brewing Co.

When Mother Earth porch bombs you on a Tuesday. 📦 Which one first? - Joel---------------------------------------Brewery: Mother EarthFrom: Vista, CA 🇺🇸

Pollyanna & Heritage Bluffs Golf Club - The Bluffs Kölsch

By far the best craft beer x golf course collab I’ve ever had. ⛳️ 🤝 🍺 So good I bought...

Sierra Nevada - Atomic Torpedo Double IPA

Who tf doesn’t need a 19.2 oz., 9.2% beer? Never heard of anyone like that. So yeah, a big and...

Maplewood - Bavarian Dream Hefeweizen

Okay, picture this. Joyful sticks of Garbage Pail Kids bubblegum, but none of that powdery dry stick sh!t. But not...

Hopsmash Script Hoodie