Unqualified Beer Reviews

Mad Beach Craft Brewing Co. - Madeira Beach, Florida

In between beach beers and dinner time, the gang and I swung over to Mad Beach here in…Mad(eira) Beach…to have...

3 Floyds - Zombie Dust Pale Ale

On the way to the track 🏃‍♂️ meet we hit Honest Abe’s in Morris, IL, for a “lite lunch,” and...

DESTIHL - The Haze Between IPA

I’m in Bloomington, Illinois, for an indoor track meet and DESTHIL IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 😱😱😱😱😱 Of course I...

St. Pete Brewing Co. - St. Petersburg, Florida

After finally eating dinner after running through a zillion breweries here in St. Pete 🏃🏾‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃 🏃🏾‍♀️ I made...

Noon Whistle - Cozmo Pale Ale

Randomly ended up at a Yard House for lunch and they had Noon Whistle Cozmo pale on tap 💫 so...

Sun King - Orange Vanilla Sunlight Cream Ale

The Mistwood Golf Dome has Sun King Orange Vanilla Sunlight on tap! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I REPEAT: The Mistwood Golf Dome has...

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Beer Haul - Crooked Crab Brewing Co.

Crooked Crab dropped a porch box on me and I never had time to jump into their awesomely naked beers...

Cycle Brewing - St. Petersburg, Florida

I have buddies abroad who dream about Cycle, who tell me this was their inspiration or just their happy place....

Noon Whistle - Rubix IPA

I might be super serious about dinner prep (it’s cauliflower rice with tomatoes and jalapeños and onions and corn and...

Orpheus - Transmigration Of Souls Double IPA

I wish I had (more) time to spend in Atlanta. Beers like this give me great amounts of joy. 🥰...

Jolly Pumpkin - Kiviuq Fruited Saison

Age a saison for 9 months in a foeder, and then mature it on key lime and blackberry purée, and...

Werk Force - Genuine Authentic Black Pilsner

It was noon on the Friday before Christmas when I drank this beer. ⏰ It was noon-oh-five when I texted...

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Mastry's - Copper Kick BBA Imperial Gose

I can’t tell if Matt at Mastry’s was doing me a solid, or punishing me for something I probably did...

Green Bench Brewing Co. - St. Petersburg, Florida

Awwwww shiiiiiiit. 🤩 Finally got to go to Green Bench and drown myself in their sexilicious beer offerings. 💁🏻‍♂️ Been...

Rogue - Dead Guy IPA

No hype. This is straight pine sex. 🌲 🍺 💦 Holy crispy bishies, I’d drink this daily if I could...

Forbidden Root Brewery - Chicago, Illinois

Heyooooo. 👋 Was in the city and had to stop by Forbidden Root and get some of their fruitier bombs...

Mother Earth - Project X: Idol Worship IPA

Momma porch-bombed me with another IPA and once again, STRAIGHT CRACKLIN’ FIRE TITS ON A COOZE MOOSE’S TERTSHART CREAM-FILLED FUZZBUGGY...

Avid Brew Co. - St. Petersburg, Florida

Oh, darn: Another brewery walk-by we had to stop into. 😏 Avid has a great space with their small setup,...

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