In a world of hazies and thicc bois, we shouldn't forget to support those who spend their time and energy and passion cooking up some crispies for us. Show 'em you care with our scripty doo-dad of lager glory. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Sweet.

This shirt varies in fabric blend depending on the color. (See below for that.) It's a slim fit, unisex cut; keep that in mind if you're trying to hide your six pack or show off your beer belly. Click the size chart thingy to see a size chart thingy.

You may receive free stickers when you order something from our site. If you don't receive free stickers, we forgot to put one in. Order more shit next time, and hey, maybe you'll get a free sticker then.

• Golden Fields and Redrum are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Hoppy Green is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Lazy Day Gray is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, 30 singles with side-seamed construction
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Our shirts will have a vintage look and feel. Don't complain about shit if you didn't read shit. This product is made on demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

Size Guide