Them bucket vibes tho. Drinking is fun!* Sobriety is so borrrrrrrring. Hats on, in this case, to the bucket hat version of our our "Not Drinking Sucks" design, for which we created our own typeface as an homage to one of our favorite styles from way way back in the 90s. Some of you probably weren't even born yet smh. If you know about this, you know. If you don't recognize this absolute flameballs magic, we're here to tell you that it's...flameballs magic. Available in blackout, blue skies, hoppy green, and whiteout. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Hnnnngggggg.

Make a fresssssssh and eco-friendly choice with our organic "Not Drinking Sucks" bucket hat! This 100% cotton twill hat has the potential to become a favorite in your wardrobe thanks to its breathable material and clean look.

• 100% organic cotton twill
• Classic brim
• High profile
• One size fits most

* This butthole star is just here to relieve us of any feelings of guilt by telling you that you should dRiNK rESp0nsiBLy. Seriously though, don't cause any unnecessary trouble to your fellow humans.

This product is made on-demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

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