Drinking is fun!* Sobriety is so borrrrrrrring. Hats on, in this case, to the snapback version of our our "Not Drinking Sucks" design, for which we created our own typeface as an homage to one of our favorite styles from way way back in the 90s. Some of you probably weren't even born yet smh. If you know about this, you know. If you don't recognize this absolute flameballs magic, we're here to tell you that it's...flameballs magic. Includes our drink af Hopsmash text on the side. Available in blackout, hazy gray, hazy gray with black, and pine balls green. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Bawls.

You may receive free stickers when you order something from our site. If you don't receive free stickers, we forgot to put one in. Order more shit next time, and hey, maybe you'll get a free sticker then. Buy our craft beer hats online today!

Our Not Drinking Sucks hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram.

The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat. This product is made on-demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship. Buy craft beer hats online today!

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

* This butthole star is just here to relieve us of any feelings of guilt by telling you that you should dRiNK rESp0nsiBLy. Seriously though, don't cause any unnecessary trouble to your fellow humans.