Trucker time, beep boop! Drinking is fun!* Sobriety is so borrrrrrrring. Hats on, in this case, to the classic mesh-backed version of our our "Not Drinking Sucks" design, for which we created our own typeface as an homage to one of our favorite styles from way way back in the 90s. Some of you probably weren't even born yet smh. If you know about this, you know. If you don't recognize this absolute flameballs magic, we're here to tell you that it's...flameballs magic. Available in hazy gray with black accents, and blackout with white accents. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Huzzah!

You may receive free stickers when you order something from our site. If you don't receive free stickers, we forgot to put one in. Order more shit next time, and hey, maybe you'll get a free sticker then. Buy our craft beer hats online today!

Our toot toot "Not Drinking Sucks" trucker hat has a classic structured fit, adjustable plastic snapback, and a curved visor that matches its underbill. This product is made on-demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback

* This butthole star is just here to relieve us of any feelings of guilt by telling you that you should dRiNK rESp0nsiBLy. Seriously though, don't cause any unnecessary trouble to your fellow humans.