Are you a Champion of being completely wrecked? Well, here ya go! Our "Not Drinking Sucks" athletic '90s vibe embroidered on a Champion packable and water-resistant anorak. Complete with pockets to hide all your booze in, in case you need something like that.

Our "Not Drinking Sucks" design, for which we created our own typeface as an homage to one of our favorite styles from way way back in the 90s. Some of you probably weren't even born yet smh. If you know about this, you know. If you don't recognize this absolute flameballs magic, we're here to tell you that it's...flameballs magic. Includes our drink af Hopsmash text on the side. Available in blackout and undercover. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Splash.

You may receive free stickers when you order something from our site. If you don't receive free stickers, we forgot to put one in. Order more shit next time, and hey, maybe you'll get a free sticker then.

Protect yourself from the elements with our "Not Drinking Sucks" Champion packable jacket. This wind and rain resistant polyester jacket with a detailed embroidery design has a practical hood, front kangaroo pocket, and zipped pouch pocket which you can pull out and use to scrunch the jacket into for convenient storage.

• 100% polyester micro poplin
• Wind and rain resistant
• Half-zip pullover with a hood
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Hidden zipped pouch pocket
• Packable in the zipped pouch pocket
• Adjustable bungee draw cord at hood and bottom hem
• Elastic cuffs

This product is made on-demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

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