Not drinking sucks, but drinking and/or not drinking when you're cold also sucks. Hence, we hath taken ith upon ourselvth to giveth ye this glorious hoodie. Featuring our "Not Drinking Sucks" design, for which we created our own typeface as an homage to one of our favorite styles from way way back in the 90s. Some of you probably weren't even born yet smh. If you know about this, you know. If you don't recognize this absolute flameballs magic, we're here to tell you that it's...flameballs magic. Includes our drink af Hopsmash text on the side available in blackout, hop fields green, lazy day gray, and whiteout. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Warm bodies.

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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic drunk hoodie with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly, inebriated evenings. This product is made on-demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

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