The long sleeve version of our Hopsmash script logo T-shirt, perfect for keeping your arms warm-ish while you chug back another pint. Works especially well when speaking about subjective opinions as if they're objective facts. Includes our inebriated Respect The Craft® text on the left sleeve. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Noice.

This shirt varies in fabric blend depending on the color. (See below for that.) regular fit cut; keep that in mind if you're trying to hide your six pack or show off your beer belly. Click the size chart thingy to see a size chart thingy.

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• Lazy Day Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Whiteout is 100% cotton
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

This product is made on demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

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