Our Hopsmash script logo T-shirt, perfect for showing off your love of craft beer and complete disregard for the opinions of others. Works especially well when speaking about subjective opinions as if they're objective facts. Includes our inebriated Respect The Craft® text on the left sleeve. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Sweet.

This shirt varies in fabric blend depending on the color. (See below for that.) It's a slim fit, unisex cut; keep that in mind if you're trying to hide your six pack or show off your beer belly. Click the size chart thingy to see a size chart thingy.

You may receive free stickers when you order something from our site. If you don't receive free stickers, we forgot to put one in. Order more shit next time, and hey, maybe you'll get a free sticker then.

• Whiteout is 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Hoppy Green is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Lazy Day Gray is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Minty Fresh is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, 30 singles with side-seamed construction
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Our shirts will have a vintage look and feel. Don't complain about shit if you didn't read shit. This product is made on demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

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