Eris - Pedestrian Cider

I’m not usually a cider guy, at least not since the incident. But everything I’ve had from Eris is balls. Super approachable balls. This Pedestrian was drier than I imagined before I put mouth to liquid, but holy schnitz, this thing didn’t last long because it kept calling me like that seashell in the Little Mermaid and shit. This bebe had me topless and fitting two legs into one pant leg to recreate the scene. And the answer is yes. I did get laid after demonstrating said mermaid tail. Thank you for imagining that as foreplay. – Joel
Brewery: Eris
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Pedestrian Cider
ABV: 5.6%

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