Hacienda & Maplewood - Acid-Rain-Dance Cold IPA

I am still and will forever be a believer that a cold IPA is just a tweaked IPL. But, if that marketing shit makes more people buy them and more breweries make them, count me the fuck in. As an IPL whore and also a major whore who even has a Maplewood tattoo, there’s no way in hell that I didn’t immediately naked myself when I saw this cold IPA collab with Hacienda, who are also completely dominating the Wisconsin beer nerd game. You can’t even imagine how difficult it was for me to not pound this entire 4-pack in one sitting. My. God. So crispy and clean while also being hopped to all fucking hell and heavens and glory be, Acid-Rain-Dance had me dancing all over the damn place. And, I hate dancing. Mostly because I am bad at it. Now, I shall make an additional request for us to have a threesome and make an imperial version collab together called IMPERIAL SEXXX GOD. Joel will even come do the dirty work for you. Come onnnnn. Do it. Do it. Doooooo it. – Ryan
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Brewery: Hacienda & Maplewood
From: Baileys Harbor, WI & Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Acid-Rain-Dance Cold IPA
ABV: 7%

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