Maplewood - Morbidly Obese Pug: Extra Fudge Imperial Stout

I know a morbidly obese pug…well, maybe he’s semi-obese? He can’t really breathe properly, and that makes me angry. Also, have you ever seen a pug skull? It’s fucked up. Go google it. Inbreeding is horrendous. Anyway, let’s take a fat-ass yum bomb of a stout and make it extra fudgy. Fudgey? Who gives a shit, it’s a Maplewood beer, and that means it’s lishy lish lish on the lish scale. I wanna dance the night away while I lick the chocolate stick’ums from this off my fingertipples. – Ryan
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Brewery: Maplewood
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Morbidly Obese Pug: Extra Fudge Imperial Stout
ABV: 10%

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