Metropolitan Brewing - Chicago, Illinois

Metropolitan Brewing - Chicago, Illinois

I’ve been on a lager bender lately. I plowed through like two, tree Dortmunders last weekend and I was pissed my overflowing beer fridge didn’t have anything lager left to lube up my lager hole. Then, based on the last Metropolitan lager I’d had, I made it a point to line up every beer I could find from the Politan of Metro, and have myself a Metrosexual evening. I fucking love this brewery, all they stand for, and most of what they sit for. For the record, I sometimes sit for what they stand for, but that’s just because I hate peeing standing up in the middle of the night and I refuse to turn the lights on. My spidey piss senses protect me. LIKE THESE HERE SEXY SIX METROPOLITAN LAGGAS. PREPARE THE COMMODE EVERYONE. I’M COMIN IN MOIST. – Joel
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Brewery: Metropolitan
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸

Metropolitan Brewing - Chicago, Illinois

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