Metropolitan - Nitro Woke As Helles Coffee Lager

Metropolitan - Woke As Helles Lager

Just put this on your list of things to buy, chill, consume, and fawn over. Hot christ on a doodle of a fluffer nutter sandwich being eaten by a left-handed topless zookeeper in the penguin exhibit smoking two joints before he smokes two joints before he smokes two more, this beer is FUCK SEX. That’s like, the best. Just regular fuck or regular sex is meh. But FUCK SEX? That’s like the best. I already said that. Fuck. Sex. – Joel
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Brewery: Metropolitan
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Nitro Woke As Helles Coffee Lager
ABV: 5.5%

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