A day not wasted is a day wasted! Mom always told us not to waste our time idling away on some bullshit, so...let's be productive and get f'n ripped. Includes a big print on the back and a matching front chest hit. Also, free U.S. shipping on orders over $120. Sweet.

This shirt varies in fabric blend depending on the color. (See below for that.) It's a slim fit, unisex cut; keep that in mind if you're trying to hide your six pack or show off your beer belly. Click the size chart thingy to see a size chart thingy.

You may receive free stickers when you order something from our site. If you don't receive free stickers, we forgot to put one in. Order more shit next time, and hey, maybe you'll get a free sticker then.

• Feeling Blue, Pinkshot, and Grayscale are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Minty Fresh is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, 30 singles with side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Our shirts will have a vintage look and feel. Don't complain about shit if you didn't read shit. This product is made on demand, just for you, by our underage and unpaid offspring. They are sometimes rather lazy, so orders usually take 3-4 business days to ship.

Size Guide