Revolution - Fistmas Winter Ale

Revolution - Fistmas Winter Ale

The Crafted 1979 box of sex came with a FISTMAS!!!! Yesssss! Fistmas is my reason why I don’t leave Earth during the month of December. It’s the copper throat banger the world needs. I feel sorry for those people who don’t get fresh Rev festive squirts like we do out here. This beer is on par with skinny dipping with Santa. Not only are you gonna get extra presents cause you seent his mistletoe, but that bowl full of jelly you’re rockin looks like a smedium compared to his silver bell of a belly belly. Also, Santa isn’t fat, you just have this idea in your head that people should be how you think they should be. Fuck you for that. MERRY FISTMAS, EVERYONE! And to alllllll a “go support your local breweries, meaderies, distilleries, bottle shops, and restaurants RIGHT THE FUCK NOW”!! – Joel
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Brewery: Revolution
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Fistmas Winter Ale
ABV: 6.5%

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