Riverlands - Midnight Silence Schwarzbier

I’m a Riverlands man, y’all. My bros.
Every liquid they liquid goes straight in my front face hole, yo.
The front face hole with the teeth.
I don’t even hesitate it’s just liquid mouth liquid mouth repeat repeat repeat.
Now that this text. Has started to rhyme.
I’ll be sure to continue such rhythm, until I switch to wine.
But this schwarzbier is sexual sublimation, and I’m sitting here with half a chub.
Thankfully I’m in a safe space with my chum buds at my local pub.
THIS IS FUCKIN BALLS INNIT.
I WOULD BATHE IN THIS IF IT WERE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.
BUT IT AINT. SO I WONT. BUT MY CHUM BUDS WOULDNT JUDGE ME BECAUSE BATHING IN THIS SCHWARZ WOULD BE JOELCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.

fin.

-Joel at Flight Bottle Shoppe in Yorkville, Illinois
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Brewery: Riverlands
From: St. Charles, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Midnight Silence Schwarzbier
ABV: 5.1%

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